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31 December 2013 Alice Eve vs Grace Park

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"SEASON"S BEATINGS AT THE ASYLUM" PPV

(Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvamia)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on December 31, 2013, 11:02 am.

BEFORE:

"I know nobody expects me to win," says Alice with a gorgeous smile. "I'm just the blonde tyro opponent for the former bantamweight champion. But people are about to find out I'm a little bit more than that."

"This girl is no pushover," says Grace. "She went the distance with Dormer and DeCesare. She's got guts and she can fight. But, tonight, she's in with a girl who's better than Dormer and DeCesare and guts won't be enough."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Out Of My League' by Fitz and the Tantrums..."

McCarthy: "Who's Fritz, and why's he throwing a tantrum?"

Tess: "Not 'Fritz', Fitz. Do you even READ the prep material Avril gives us?"

McCarthy: "I don't like to DO prep. I like to fly by the seat of my pants..."

Cassie: "On the rare occasions when you're actually WEARING pants..."

McCarthy: "Shut. It. SCABBO!"

O'Dell(sighing): "Fortunately, I got a LOT of liquor for Christmas. Seems like everyone was giving me bottles of hard stuff. WONDER WHY??? ANYway, that song is the intro music for the star of the film 'She's Out Of My League', the gorgeous Alice Eve of Lookout! Atlantic, who's climbing into the ring right now. Eve helped off with the robe to reveal a blue and white striped number that shows off a pretty awesome figure..."

McCarthy: "Now THAT body will win some disrobes! Not like it will be hard tonight against Q-tip Grace Park, but, still..."

O'Dell: "And that's 'Hawaii Five-O' by the Ventures you hear and here comes the star of that series, 'The Korean Krusher', Grace Park!"

McCarthy: "She couldn't crush a BUG..."

Cassie: "I don't know. She beat The Greatest Fighting Playmate Of All Time..."

McCarthy: "ONCE! AND IT WAS A LUCKY PUNCH! AND I CLEANED HER CLOCK THE SECOND TIME..."

Cassie: "I was TALKING about her winning the bantamweight gold from CARMELLA DECESARE earlier this year..."

McCarthy: "WHAT? YOU LITTLE...DECESARE ISN'T FIT TO CARRY MY BIKINI TOP! I STOPPED HER IN FIVE ROUNDS WHEN WE FOUGHT!"

Tess: "CALM DOWN, Mac! I don't think anyone wants to see 'Swan Lake IV: This Time The Swans Are Zombies!"

O'Dell: "Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing that..."

Tess: "Starring Sanjaya Malakar and Brooke Thompson..."

Cassie: "Who?"

Tess: "Pumkin from 'Flavor Of Love'..."

O'Dell: "Only if they both get eaten in the first 30 seconds..."

McCarthy: "Can we get back to BOXING, please?"

O'Dell: "Well, it's finally happened. This has degenerated to the point where MAC is the voice of reason. Grace into the ring, helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that medium blue number she's been wearing of late..."

McCarthy: "And a body a REAL woman could use to pick her TEETH with..."

O'Dell(sighing): "And, we're about ready to go, so let's get some picks. Tess favors Grace. What do you think, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Well, Eve has two FCBA fights and she's lost them both, so, typical Dancing Hooker opponent. But, Park is overrated and I think she may be taking this girl too lightly. I'm picking Eve to pull the upset!"

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess."

McCarthy: "More reliable than zombies eating brains..."

Cassie: "Nope. Too easy."

O'Dell(sighing): "And there's the bell for the first. Fighters meet in the center, circle, then Grace gets to work. Park likes to pressure, uses volume to suppress her opponents, and she's got that working early against Alice. Eve hold ground, hanging in there, loading up on the returns, but it's one and done stuff..."

McCarthy: "Like you said, Jenny, Park using that volume to keep the blonde on the defensive, but Alice picking her spots in counter, taking what she's given. This is good stuff from a fighter with only two FCBA fights."

O'Dell: "Park steady, using little jab steps and bounces to get to spots, getting off quickly, concentrating her attack upstairs..."

Cassie: "From the look of Eve's body, there's not a lot of percentage in working there unless you're in the Spears or Campbell mode. Going to take a lot of leather to break that down..."

O'Dell: "No question Alice is plenty sturdy, and she's standing up to the flurries of leather coming her way very well. Park, as always, keeping up the steady pressure, scoring with both hands. Likes to drop in the odd right hand lead and follow with a left hook. Hands and feet very busy right to the bell. Good round for Park, but plenty of compete from Eve."

Tess: "Alice certainly scored in the counters, but Grace gets the round and the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Alice now working forward behind the left hand. Park willing to give ground as the blonde does so, bouncing left or right, using the feet to angle up."

McCarthy: "Eve finding with the jab right now, able to score some with it. Getting off more than she did in the first."

O'Dell: "Park continuing to flurry back as the two work on fairly even terms. Alice not loading up as much here in the second. Managing to put punches together better. Grace patient, moving, busy...AND SHE CATCHES EVE WITH A STRAIGHT RIGHT!"

Cassie: "Alice is hurt! That right hand sent her backward and she barely kept her feet!"

O'Dell: "And Grace after her immediately, going to work, backing her up with a right hand. Has her up against the ropes. Eve covering up as Park lands a hard right hand...AND IT'S OVER! THE REFEREE STOPS IT!"

McCarthy: "What? Ridiculous! This is as bad as Pink/Milano last month! Maybe worse!"

Tess: "I can't disagree, Mac! That's a very quick whistle!"

O'Dell: "And Alice pounding the ropes with her left glove, tears of frustration pouring down her face. Still plenty of compete there. An unfortunate result for Ms. Eve, but there it is. Your winner by TKO2, 'The Korean Krusher', Grace Park!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Grace Park, and, Grace, there was some talk at the table that the fight may have been stopped too quickly..."

Grace: "Might have been. She sure seemed to still be competing. I was surprised when he stopped it."

Tess: "Either way, a win is a good way to finish out a great year for you. 4-1 and your first bantamweight championship. What's next?"

Grace: "Up to management, but the goal's the same. Get the gold."