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9 February 2014 LeAnn Rimes vs Kat Dennings

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Posted by simguy & The Wiz on February 9, 2014, 9:07 pm

BEFORE:

"It was just a matter of time for me," says LeAnn with a smile. "Sooner or later I was going to get management and regular work, and now that that's happened, the sky's the limit. And Dennings is just the first of a whole list of girls I'm going to climb over."

"I know all about Rimes," says a hard-eyed Kat. "And I know she figures she's about ready to start making a run through this division. Only problem is, she picked the wrong girl to start with."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "We're back at ringside and that's 'Rumor 'Bout A Revolution', and here comes the singer of that tune and a lady planning on starting a revolution of her own in the FCBA, LeAnn Rimes!"

McCarthy: "And, again, I think Weirdo may have made a booking mistake. Rimes may not have won an FCBA fight since 2000, but I remember her taking Campbell overtime. Not that Campbell's all that GOOD or anything, but..."

Cassie and Tess(at the same instant): "She's in the HALL OF FAME..."

McCarthy: "Shut up, BOTH OF YOU!"

O'Dell: "Drink up boys as the lovely Ms. Rimes climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by the DBC corner to reveal a salmon two-piece that shows off a toned body..."

McCarthy: "Too light upstairs to be a Playmate, but not bad..."

O'Dell: "And that's 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by Scissor Sisters, and here comes 'The Rack', Kat Dennings..."

Tess: "And, as you can tell by the nickname, Kat DEFINITELY has a Playmate rack..."

McCarthy: "Maybe. It's not in a league with MINE, of course..."

Cassie: "It's also not all SILICONE..."

McCarthy: "Scabbo, I'm WARNING you..."

O'Dell(sighing): "Dennings into the ring. Helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that black number she likes, and we're about ready to go. Let's get some picks. Tess favors Kat. Mac?"

McCarthy: "This Dennings kid has potential, but she's wasting her time with Weirdo and his pseudo-trainers. I think Rimes upsets her!"

Cassie: "Before you ask, I agree with Tess!"

McCarthy: "Get the paddles!"

Tess: "That wasn't bad, Mac..."

Cassie: "About once a card, she lands one..."

McCarthy: "I'm ABOUT to land one in your EYE, Shark Girl..."

O'Dell: "There's the bell. Dennings quickly closing and going to work. Kat loves to pressure and work at close quarters, and that's just what she's doing now, backing Rimes up, crowding her, and banging away to the body."

Cassie: "LeAnn banging back. She's willing to engage here. If you remember that fight with Campbell, she's not afraid to slug."

O'Dell: "She is not, but Kat's getting the better of things. She's got the body on LeAnn, as she's getting some work done. Rimes being forced to cede canvas as Dennings crowds and bangs body."

Tess: "She fights a lot like Neve, doesn't she, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Why are we TALKING about Campbell? She's not fighting! She's retired!"

O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch now, and Dennings having things her own way, bodying up on LeAnn, and working those ribs and lats. Rimes firing back, not giving ground willingly, but can't hold canvas. Final seconds tick off, and there's the bell. Good first for Dennings."

Tess: "Always nice to get the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Kat quickly back in LeAnn's grill. Rimes trying to jab for space, but Dennings walking through it, bodying up, and thumping away."

Cassie: "This is typical pressure fighter dynamics from Kat. Rimes fighting for every inch of canvas, but she can't hold it."

O'Dell: "She can not. And now Kat's got her pinned to the ropes, right where she wants her. Dennings bumping and banging. Rimes game, trying to fight her way free, but Kat's keeping her in place and getting plenty of work done, concentrating downstairs."

McCarthy: "Give Rimes credit for grit, but she needs to show more movement here. She can't stand in front of Kat. She's playing into Dennings' hands."

O'Dell: "Kat working that body with both hands, shouldering LeAnn back against the ropes. Rimes trying to wrestle free, but no luck doing that. Kat hooking the lats and ribs. Scoring with both hands right to the bell. Another good round for Kat."

Tess: "And an early two-point lead, 20-18."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Third round begins with more pressure from Dennings. Kat walking through LeAnn's pickets and going to work in tight, putting the body on her and forcing her backward."

Cassie: "This is brutal attrition at work here. Kat not steamrolling LeAnn. Rimes fighting hard for every inch, but, inexorably, Kat gaining ground and punishing LeAnn to the body as she does so."

O'Dell: "Rimes grimly fighting back. She's doing some scoring of her own, but not nearly as much as Dennings is. Kat really digging to the body now, thumping those gloves home..."

Cassie: "And this is something that will take a toll on LeAnn as time goes on. She's plenty tough, we've seen that, but she has a slender frame that isn't going to stand up to the kind of punishment Kat's dishing out all night."

O'Dell: "Dennings has LeAnn backed to the ropes again and she's banging away, working her way upstairs now. Still concentrating on the body, but doing more work to the head. Rimes again trying to wrestle free but can't do it. Kat too strong in there, keeping LeAnn trapped against the ropes right to the bell. Shutout, Dennings."

McCarthy: "Rimes needs to change tactics here. 30-27 through three. What's she's doing so far isn't working."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "We're back in action in the fourth and Dennings right back to the pressure tactics. LeAnn again being forced backward as the two girls work in tight...AND RIMES A RIGHT UPPERCUT! LeAnn caught Kat with a right uppercut and wobbled her knees!"

Cassie: "Caught her ducking a left. Beautiful punch by Rimes!"

O'Dell: "And the tide of battle turns immediately! LeAnn all in, driving Kat back into the ropes and letting the leather fly. Dennings covering up, gloves high, as Rimes slugs away..."

McCarthy: "She's trying to end it right here and that's a good strategy. She doesn't want to let Dennings off the hook the way this was going..."

O'Dell: "Rimes firing away, splits the gloves with a left hand. Bangs in a follow up right. Kat hanging on here, trying to run clock as we come down the stretch. Rimes swinging away, getting the hips into everything, trying to beat the clock. Fifteen seconds left. Now ten seconds. LeAnn a right hand...IT'S OVER! FOUR SECONDS LEFT IN THE ROUND AND THE REFEREE STOPS IT! Rimes beats the clock!"

Tess: "Wow! Huge rally from LeAnn!"

O'Dell: "Dennings talking to the referee here. Not screaming or anything, but she doesn't agree with his decision. Not going to matter, though. Your winner by TKO4 is LeAnn Rimes!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, LeAnn Rimes, and, LeAnn, things weren't looking good for awhile..."

LeAnn(smiling): "She's strong, Tess. She likes to get that body on you and wear you down. I knew what she was doing, and I knew I could turn it around. One shot, baby! That's all I need. One shot! I told you all. I have management now, and now is my time. And a lot of girls are about to find that out!"