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20 February 2014 Sam Cooke vs Azealia Banks

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Posted by Knowlesey on February 20, 2014, 11:14 pm

Sam Cooke is one very brave girl! Without the back up of a management team, she has decided not only to challenge the unbeaten American bully, but she has insulted her as well, and we all know what the consequences were for Lisa Maffia and Tulisa Contostovlos were – brutal gang rape! And Azealia has promised Sam that she will get the same punishment ‘for dissing her’.

Sam’s record of two wins out of three fights doesn’t suggest that she will be causing Azealia too much trouble, although she destroyed the feisty Leilani Downing in just two rounds in December, and that has given her confidence.

Sam enters the ring first, the busty model wearing a red basque and knickers, with white gloves and boots, drawing gasps from fightfans. Azealia soon joins her, the singer scowling at the blonde, wearing her black leather bustier, black knickers, black gloves, black boots – the girl oozes malevolence!

Round 1

The girls aren’t holding back in this fight! They exchange hefty punches immediately, Azealia landing a crashing right hook on Sam’s cheek, taking a left, right combination back to her own face, and now she lands another right hook on Sam – bang on the ear this time. Sam’s hurt, and backs off, which is just what Azealia wants, the singer ripping punches into the blonde’s body now, a solid left to her belly really putting her in trouble, and she gets smacked in the mouth with a follow up right, feels the power of Azealia’s left hook on her cheek, and just can’t take the right hook to the jaw which follows, and the blonde is sprawled across the canvas, scrambling to her feet at 7, blood trickling from her nose and lips. Azealia’s sneering at Sam, tells her, “You’re gonna get pounded for what you said! My boys love shafting a blonde spunkbucket like you!” Sam hasn’t the chance to reply, because Azealia gives her a left to the ribs, a right to the ribs, a straight left to the cheek, and a final right to the flank, leaving Sam hurt as the bell rings.

Round 2

Azealia’s in the mood to really give Sam a beating now, and she’s pushed the girl backwards, wants her backed into those ropes. Sam’s resisting bravely, but Azealia’s punches are smacking her face backwards, and now cuffing it from side to side, blood spraying from her nose, and there’s the right hook to the ribs that hurts so much, Sam screeching as she gets hit very hard by a girl who looks in a different league tonight. Sam’s trying to clinch, but Azealia’s shrugging her off, and she hits her to the face again, first with a straight left, follows it with a right cross, and another, the left again, and she’s right up close to Sam now, the blonde gasping, “I’m sorry for what I said!” Azealia scowls, “Gutless biitch!” and thumps Sam hard in the belly with her left, setting her up in the corner for the knockout maybe, but just can’t quite land the punch she wants, the model just about managing to protect her face, with the singer now not bothering to hit her body – she wants the knockout, and tries to land an uppercut which would have just about put Sam out of the ring had it landed, the model unable to take advantage of Azealia’s unprotected face after her miss.

Round 3

Sam’s left cheek and jaw have both taken some punishment, and they’re both rather bruised as the girls resume this one-sided fight, with Azealia giving the blonde a left, right, left to her face and she staggers a little, gets tagged again with the left jab, and the right, with Azealia finishing her off with a left hook to leave her senseless and propped up in the corner.

Result: Azealia Banks knocked Sam Cooke out in round 3.

This Azealia Banks can punch! It takes several minutes to revive Sam Cooke, who probably can’t remember the punishment which will be in store for her when she is discharged from hospital. Three of Azealia’s five minders escort her from the ring, with the other two looking very busy with a girl who looks suspiciously like Lisa Maffia – anyway, whoever it is, she’s being manhandled towards the dressing rooms, her top already just about off, and her breasts exposed.