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28 February 2014 Amber Heard vs Jessica Alba

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Posted by simguy on February 28, 2014, 2:51 pm

BEFORE: "It's just time to start pushing Jessica Alba to the sidelines," Amber says in prefight. "She hasn't been relevant in years, but she's still this huge fighting-brand, you know? She sucks all the air out of the room, and the only way to change that is for girls like me to start giving her serious beatings in the ring. I think it's a post-Alba world, and I'm anxious to prove it in this fight."

Alba feigning boredom during Heard's heartfelt speech...Jessica every inch the "super-starlet" at podium. "I've been hearing girls whining about my huge presence for years," Jessica smiles at podium. "Sucks for them that the spotlight loves me, but what're you gonna do? Settle for some cheap knock off just because it's more fair? I don't think so. I'll put Amber on the same scrap heap I've been puttin' bytches for a decade now. She can commiserate with them - I hear misery loves company!"

Amber in fog grey bikini; small black gloves; tawny blonde hair in reckless tangles. Jessica in Into the Blue bikini with neon baby blue top/stripey bottoms; small white gloves; slick low pony, blonde.

During R1: Amber exploring the Alba midsection with a swinging sidearm right, landing PAK! with a palm-down delivery. Hook to chin brushes Jess back - Alba loping counter-clockwise, using her legs early. Amber stalking - jabbing at elusive Alba breasts; leaning in with that swinging right to bod; cleaning up hooks. Alba gradually taking charge with supple power-punching - walking Amber into sleek dip-n'-rip left uppercuts; lashing at Amber's waistline with slinging right/lefts - Jess popping her hips side to side for lanky leverage. Bell: both girls upbeat, torsos pinking up nicely, skin shiny with hard-working sweat through 1.

R2: Similar stuff - Alba leggy, looking to walk Heard in, then lick supple punches with dipping shoulders/popping side-to-side hip action. Amber willing to chase, willing to take punches...good aggression sees her continue to land that swinging palm-down right loud in the Alba breadbasket, then clean up hooks-to-head.

R3: Same again - this time it's Alba separating by a smidge as both girls work their respective plans.

R4: Rounds all feeling the same - good persistent pursuit from Heard; slick counter-punching from Alba. Little to choose between vixens - when they slug, it's heartfelt - small gloves really spanking on toned torsos. Amber's hook finding Jessica's chin with some consistency, but not hurting the super-starlet yet; Jessica licking the body those supple strokes, then kissing Amber to chin once Heard's fully pre-occupied by the body work. Bell: girls exchange smoldering glances, each realizing how hard it's going to be to break the other down without gambling.

R5: Alba changing tack - pivoting clockwise around a supple, rangy hook - Jessi's left hand licking tummy, cuffing head as she turns Amber's right flank. Heard turning-with, trying to engage, but Alba beating Heard to punches, anticipating heard well...Jessica able to duck under or lean-away from whistling punches, then lash the body left hands in receipt. Down the stretch, Alba stroking rights and lefts to body - Jess popping hips side to side, rolling her shoulders, slinging fists taking Amber heavily with a palm-up cutting action. Heard's composure cracks late - face grimacing in pain as she stoops forward in gut-shock, mitts at cheeks...Jessica leans forward pate to pate, tightening up stroke, tearing up the tummy/swat-chopping either jawline to put Amber wobbly-butt at bell. Amber cringing/wincing, hugging her body as she straightens up: Jess whirls on her heel, drawing that insufferable ponytail across Heard's face, much to crowd's delight.

R6: Heard shaking off the hurt, getting after Alba with renewed vigor - Jess back to loping counter-clockwise, electing to avoid rather than engage. Not a lot of contact, but no question Amber's the aggressor - still getting that swinging palm-down right into Jessi's tummy or left-side lats.

R7: Alba scores a gorgeous dip-n'-rip left uppercut early - succulent punch, all arching back and popping hips, clipping Amber hard to chin. Heard stepping in fence-post holes, but Jess lets her off the hook - Alba content to bank that gaudy power-shot, then use her legs to run the clock.

R8: Heard mentally tough, not allowing herself to be discouraged...she continues to belt Alba healthy right hand strokes to torso, then step-close for clean up. Heard using her hands well inside - pushing at Jessi's inner-elbows, clearing the torso for punishment...steady shellack of rights and lefts starts to claim heavily against Alba's belly/breasts/ribs. Jessica grumpy - leaning forward to push Heard off, trying to side-step her, but Amber too persistent...Heard stepping-with, staying on her girl, and down the stretch...Jessica takes a shaky knee with a distressed expression. Heard shouting "YES!" as she stomps away; Jessica cringing, fighting back tears as she struggles up at bell.

R9: Heard driving on Jessica, looking to work the body - Alba using her legs, loping to spots, walking Amber in, the pre-empting her. Great anticipation from Jess, aided by Heard's lack of a jab coming in...Alba able to lick lead left uppercuts to midsection; chop hot right hands to cheek, then sidestep...Amber doing too much following/taking to win points, despite her aggression.

R10: Heard atop Jess at ropes: Alba digs in, trades-rangy as girls lean in pate-to-pate. Crowd-pleasing 2-way body belting - both girls with a lovely hip-switch action as they bring supple clout downstairs. One covers up groggy, absorbing spank, then it's back the other way as fighters strap each other sleepy. Heard laying claim to Jessi's jugs with a concerted effort late - Amber rolling her shoulders hup-hup-hup to rack at bell. Comes back one point duke, Jessica Alba!

After: Heard crestfallen as Jessica's hand is raised - valiant effort falls just short as Jessica's legs prove the difference. "Girls have been gunning for me for 10 years or more," Jess says in postfight, visibly touched up from Amber's pressure. "They're still not close to my quality. I'm a once-in-a-generation fighter, and I never get credit for it. I'm the total package of looks, marketability and fight, and it's time the media started recognizing how amazing I am. I'm like Amanda Righetti only super-hot: give me my due, guys!"