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28 February 2014 Rachel Bilson vs Keri Russell

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Posted by simguy on February 28, 2014, 2:53 pm

BEFORE: "Keri Russell's a W," Rachel reports crisply at podium. "She's a quick 2 points; she's me staying sharp; she's a showcase. I'm planning to be surgical on this girl - pinpoint strikes, heartbreaking accuracy. What Keri wants or doesn't want, doesn't enter into it."

Russell unintimidated at podium - offering a radically different view of the affair. "I'm bigger and stronger than Rachel," Russell declares, bringing a comical look of mock shock to Rachel's face. "She's thinking this is going to be a boxing match, but maybe I'll make it something else. I could choose to get big on Bilson, and I seriously don't think she can do anything about that."

Rachel in bikini top of pale pink and white in alternating bars; solid black sport-bikini bottoms; small black gloves; hair in damp curls. Keri in black bra; green boy leg dance-shorts (snug); small black gloves; wiry curls drawn back into battle-bun, little wisps free at hairline.

During R1: Rachel jabbing up into the air; slanting in and down with right hands to Keri's tummy with happy "PAK!" noises. Russell sliding away from aggression, issuing check hooks off back (right) leg - the fist chipping in with palm-down delivery/high elbow aspect. Minute mark - Keri gets it absolutely right, walking Rachel into that chippy hook clean to chin: Bilson's right foot slides well forward, then out wide as she stutter-steps, then DOWN SHE GOES! Rachel flustered, hurt, sitting on her haunches-and-hands...Keri with world's smuggest smirk as she strides past all leggy, gazing down in triumph. Shaky 8, Rachel B: Bilson rallying herself at apron, mitts at cheek bones, elbows in. Keri strides in, maintaining wide stance as she lashes flanks sleek left/rights: Russell cutting at Rachel's torso with chopping palm-up delivery. Bilson's legs trembling, threatening to give way: feisty little veteran cringing forward, getting strapped to lats, but she laps a tidy right/left against Keri's trunks-front, bunching blonde girl up "UH-H!" Keri's arms drape across Rachel's back; Rachel's hands palm Keri's hip-flexors...hurting beauties take a moment to push and sort before Rachel's left arm slides in under Keri's right; Keri's right drapes across Rachel's shoulders. Bilson nestled in against Keri's chest - Keri's right cheek pushing on the Bilson forehead - blonde girl stricken, lips parted, eyes closed as brunette tucks hardhearted little right hands to gut. Fighters stagger into ropes - Rachel on top...Bilson working out of the wrap, using her right hand to grab Keri's left wrist while pushing Russell into ropes, then releasing it to punch right hands to blonde gut. Surprisingly effective hound-and-pound from Rachel - Keri suffering, unable to extricate herself: Bilson not erasing the knockdown, but smothering Keri, making sure Russell can't consolidate her strong open. Bell: Rachel pushes up out of her wrap, sliding her left arm out from under Keri's right, then SLAMS that left elbow-point back into Russel's flat gut! Blonde girl: "UH-H!" face tilted up; eyes frowned shut; torso tilting forward as Keri hugs her gut. Ref grabs Rachel by the arm and gives her a good shake: Bilson all blazing eyes, furious frown during the lecture.

R2: Chessmatch midring as girls compete for jab supremacy: right hands tight to cheeks; left hands dealing. Lots of head feints, bobbing to set up the strikes - left hands darting to pretty faces PIK! or slanting down into toned tummies PAK! Russell well-suited for this kind of fight, punishing Rachel systematically even as Bilson does well herself. Stalemated for 2 minutes, then Rachel starts mixing in short right hands to face; stepping her left foot forward, and; swinging in a lithe left hook in behind Keri's right elbow. Blonde girl grimacing, backing away in organized retreat: Bilson able to impose will by the bell.

R3: Keri roaming to her right, mitts collected loosely at mouth, elbows in - as she jabs, she pivots to her left, forcing Bilson into defensive bob. Rachel slipping the jab, trying to position herself to counter...takes her a minute, then she lunges up from crouch, whirling a palm-down hook to Keri's chin! Russell stumble-bumming on the spot as her legs give way...blonde girl's face stricken, eyes distressed. Rachel pivots to her right, left hand extended to measure, then she leans in, railing a harsh right hand down/across Keri's torso, pounding blonde girl to heart. Russell cries out, backing away in pain...Rachel stalks forward all little-bully, eats a gorgeously disguised left uppercut to chin and TAKES A SEAT! Keri seething; Rachel with curls in her eyes, lips parted in shock, legs outstretched as she sits with hands behind her...she's down, bewildered as ref ushers Russell to neutral corner. Shabby 8, Rachel B: scowling Keri wades in to pile on, lashing little brunette a series of lithe rights and lefts to flanks as Rachel bobs on the spot, keeping elbows in tight. Bilson shellacked, but keeping herself compact...after Keri's bounced several blows off Rachel's taut back and sides, Bilson bangs back out of the bob, neatly nipping Keri's trunks that lapping right/left combo! Keri brought up short, cringing in pain: Rachel's small-gloved hands take a double-handful of waistband, slinging Keri forward, then spinning her round, putting Russell's back to ropes! Rachel's left hand continues to secure Keri's waistband, tugging her into position for a series of belting rights...Rachel all face-furious, eyes ablaze as she pastes away to Keri's astonished mug. Russel facing in, getting drifted...she slumps against ropes, but can't slide to her right because Rachel keeps tugging on trunks for position. POOR KERI! Russell sleepy from the face-pasting, left arm draping across Rachel's shoulders after taking righty; Bilson using her right to push Keri's arm away, tugging the trunks to get Russell facing again, then pouring in the next right hand. Bilson tugging and slugging, TUGGING AND SLUGGING! Ref moves in, finally pushing Rachel away and it's OVER! TKO3 in surprisingly sloppy fashion, Rachel B.

After: Bilson furious, wobbly-butt in postfight...Rachel forced to turn bully after hard knockdowns robbed her of a more tactical plan A. Hard feelings in the aftermath: Russell groggily furious about Rachel's sharp practices; Bilson woozily belligerent before officials intervene. "Refusing to lose isn't 'cheating'," Bilson snarks in postfight, dismissing all complaints against her. Rachel's pretty face visibly puffing, left eye closing...evidence of a close-run contest tonight. "I was never hurt by Keri. She wanted to get Big, we got Big: huge mistake, Keri Russell. I'm little, but I'm PERFECT, okay? Every ounce of me is dedicated fighting-meat - nothing wasted, nothing extra. So for Keri Russell to come in here and think she's going to bully me? That was insane from the start. You want to box, I'll pick you apart; you want to slug, I'll beat you up. Those are your two choices against Rachel Bilson!"