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1 March 2014 Kaley Cuoco vs Adriana Lima

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Posted by simguy on March 1, 2014, 8:57 am

BEFORE: "I just don't believe a model could ever beat me," Kaley shrugs happily in prefight. "I know Ady can punch a little, but that's not enough. I'm too athletic, too bouncy, too quick...I'll just be in and out on her all night long. Bonus for my fans though - seeing me light it up on a Victoria's Secret hottie!"

Lima scowling...from what she's hearing, it almost sounds like Kaley doesn't respect her. "I will hit - and hurt - Kaley Cuoco," Lima promises at podium. "Models are fighters too. We compete in ways other girls can not even imagine, and we bring that harshness into the ring with us. Kaley says my punch is not enough? Well it will be plenty if I hit her with it! One mighty blow will decide this issue between us. ONE!"

Kaley in hot-pink push up bra/black string-bikini bottoms; blonde hair twisted up in back, long strand-bangs draping cheeks; small black gloves. Lima in black sport top; black sport-bikini bottoms with black/white check waistband; white gloves; black hair in glossy loose curls.

During R1: Lima stepping to Kaley strong - model going with a firm, strapping left/right up top, followed by wide-whacking left to body, OR going right/left up top, followed by shoveling right to body. Kaley nimble, feinting, hop-stepping to her right, then angling-up for pounces - shooting lead right hands body or head before scooting off to her right. Kaley getting the better of it - being quick and elusive rather than trying to hurt Lima, managing Adriana around the ring. Down the stretch, Cuoco feeling cheeky...she slips in under a Lima left/right, rising up to polish off Lima's jugs a spanking hook at bell.

R2: Kinetic Kaley continues to frustrate her foe, showing a variety of looks from a variety of angles. Kaley will come a-pouncing in off the counter-clockwise hop - tag Lima a tasty lead right - then scoot on past in "drive-by punching" punching mode. Kaley will go flat-footed, pointing left elbow at Lima - left hand at blonde tummy, right hand stacked atop it: from this look, Kaley will shoulder-roll Lima's rangy right hands, issuing counter right uppercuts or stinging slap-chop rights with a slightly wide delivery. Adriana flushed, frowning...Kaley proving hard to hit, and when Lima's missing, she's usually getting pasted in receipt. Bell: Cuoco excited, standing hands-on-hips with her back to Lima's corner, showing them an "earthquake shake" through proud blonde glutes. Needless to say, Lima and her crew aren't amused.

R3: Kaley continues to nip-and-vex - scooting in and out off feints - even throwing a right hand "superman" punch at one point. Kaley routinely swiping hot hooks or slappy rights across Lima's jugs, leaving the model flabbergasted and angry. These rack-attacks aren't committed jug-mugging romps, but tasty, stinging assaults designed to show Kaley can take what she wants. Down the stretch, Kaley flat footed but bendy on her hips, working clockwise around a stiff left jab in Lima's tummy...blonde girl workin' the pattern, getting Adriana pre-occupied downstairs, then lunging up and in with a short, plowing hook to chops! Lima staggering back into ropes all staring and shocked...Kaley grinning, sweeping an overhand right to polish off Lima's tits just at bell.

R4: Lima successful with her patterns, now initiating behind a stiff left jab. Kaley prevented from potshotting as Lima pumps-stick: opens up the door for Adriana's roundhouse right/left to waist - Lima cutting into Kaley with a firm thumbside-up delivery. Cuoco drawn into more slugging exchanges as a result - trading her hook for Lima's as both women score to chin. Down the stretch, Lima walking Kaley down behind the jab, then issuing payback hook to rack! Firm, thumping contact scored to jug as Lima bites her left hand in via thumbside-up orientation.

R5: Kaley grouchy after losing her first round...she hops to her right, frowning slightly as she looks for pouncing-lanes. Lima jabbing well early, spoiling Kaley's plans, but midway through, Kaley counters a right hand off that cute left-shoulder roll, crushing Lima to chin and buckling super-model knees. Crowd squealing as Lima reels awkwardly to ropes...Adriana does a good job avoiding knockdown, but she's hurt, covering up earmuff off the cables. Kaley squares away for the first time - bracing Lima's guard with the top of blonde head while deploying both hands against Adriana's svelte waistline. Good cuffing clouts soon have Lima cringing in pain, trying to tie up...Kaley strong in the pocket - using her left shoulder to bully and push Lima's tits, keeping hands free downstairs, chopping tummy. Bell: Kaley pushes off Lima's ribs to disengage, but not before polishing off Adriana's tits with a cheeky swiping hook late. Team Lima up in arms at the foul, but Kaley unrepentant on the strut back to corner.

R6: Kaley doing her thing - hopping laterally to her right midring; pouncing in off the hop, looking to catch Lima pot-shotting lead right hands, then streak on past. Lima just a smidge too slow - often staring into punches, covering up late as Kaley rushes past. Blonde girl feinting, then claiming jug with either a swiping lead left hook or slap-chopping lead right...blonde girl grinning, licking her lips in exaggerated fashion after getting away with such shenanigans. All Kaley Cuoco until final minute...Lima lunging forward with a slinging right hand, chasing Kaley back and to blonde-left as the punch misses. Kaley with hands down while rotating clockwise...Lima turns-with, whirling a rangy hook up off her knee from a deep crouch and CRUSHING Kaley to chin...BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Poor Kaley clipped clean, dropped to her back...she's shabby, wretched with hurt, trying to fight off the darkness. Lima climbing neutral corner ropes, pounding chest with right hand, bellowing into crowd as Kaley beats the count swaying...AND THE REF WAVES IT OFF! Kaley blubbering a waxy-eyed protest but it's no-go - TKO6 Adriana Lima!

After: Upset to some, but not to Lima-tango-VICTRIX. "I knew she could not take my punch!" Lima crows in postfight, face lumpy, breasts hot-pink from Kaley's consistent touch. "She deliberately went after my breasts to goad me, and I swore I would make her pay. She pasted me late; she humiliated me in my corner with her dancing. She made me angry and that is a huge mistake, for I am VERY hot-blooded! Once my temper is unleashed - look out: blonde girls cannot stand!"