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18 April 2014 Kesha vs Kristanna Loken

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Posted by simguy on April 18, 2014, 1:20 pm

BEFORE: First photo shoot erupts in a fist-swinging brawl...big girls carrying on like flyweights as egos kick in from get-go. "Knocking Kesha's flat-ass out shouldn't be a problem," Kris says in prefight. "She's big, but she's stupid and soft...a few good belts of me and her attitude's gonna change 180 degrees. Hope she sticks around though...stalking her, breaking her down will be fun!"

Kesha anxious to get punching, but promising a more developed approach to maybe the biggest girl she's ever been in with. "Kristanna's bringing the beef, and much as I just want to step-to her and knock her block off," Kesha grins at podium, "I know I have to be smart about this. Don't laugh, I can be plenty smart when I feel like it - when I see the need - and Loken's the kind of woman you want to pick apart, get her vulnerable, then take her out when she's weakened."

Krissy L in cobalt bikini with little cobalt belt; small red gloves; tawny-blonde hair in tangly-curls. Kesha in black bra-style bikini; small black gloves; pale blonde hair in tangly-curls.

During R1: Kesha in southpaw stance - right shoulder and foot forward, left hand near her chin. Loken orthodox: left shoulder and foot forward, right near chin, left at hip. Kesha weight forward on right leg - right hand extended, pawing at Loken, then jotting little jabs to face. Loken swinging healthy wide rights to chest; whacking thumbside-up left at Kesha's right hip. Midway through, Kesha reaching that pesky right in, screening Kristanna's eyeline...sliding left hand crashes home to Loken's chin, sending tremors down long, strong legs. Kristanna stumble-bumming to ropes, forming sturdy earmuff...Kesha hops forward lanky, but doesn't lose her shyte - she's looking to put rangy punches together. Kesha: reaching in the long right hand, pawing and nibbling at guard; now reaching in with the long left, pawing at guard; now laying in a thick, thudding right hook above Kristanna's left hip - punch digging in thumbside-up, then Kesh comes up top with two more right hooks, cuffing away at Krissy's head thumbside-up. Straight left to face keeps Loken covered up: Kesha drops her right hand out wide and low, slopping in that heavy hook to ribs again. Kesha loose-limbed and rangy-strong - varying speeds on her shots from slow/methodical to sudden/opportunistic, beating and nibbling on covered up Krissy to bell.

R2: Kesha in loose configuration again - reaching to full extension with either her right or left - looking to nibble/measure/vex, then bring something heavy and limber. Loken frowning, using her left hand to bat Kesha's probing right down...bit of a big-girl cat-and-mouse game being played. Midway through, Loken slips to make Kesha's left hand miss over Kristanna's left shoulder; answers back a straight right to right side of Kesha's face before she's fully recovered; puts a clubbing hook atp Kesha's head and KESHA GOES DOWN! Frontstreet blonde bashed to knees and elbows - Loken glaring down all big-girl triumphant: Kesha beats the count, blinking and concerned. Loken's turn to clean up: Kesha able to lope to her right along ring aprons...Krissy stalking her foe, trying to slant long right hands down into midsection, setting up rowdy hooks up top.

R3: Kesha showing earmuff early, stooping forward behind her mitts: Loken hops close, gambles on the body. Thick, thumping wallops belting Kesha's waist/ribs - Loken just cleaning up like a champ - rolling her shoulders, getting in all big and strong, and KESHA TAKES A KNEE! Kesh with a stricken look of hurt as she turns away/sinks to left knee...surprisingly heady response to being overwhelmed, allows Kesha to catch her breath. Upon resumption, Loken braces Kesha at ropes, but finds a well-organized, dug-in blonde on apron. Leads to crowd-pleasing, flat-footed, gun-platform trading...fighters at medium range, dukes up - each touching and pawing at the other's guard, then trying to slot home a power-poke to face. Interesting test of will and reflexes...big girls with intense eyes, wheels turning as they try to bait-and-switch each other's hands out of position. Loken going to the body just enough with thumping thumbside-up left hooks to put a crimped look of hurt on Kesha's face at bell.

R4: Kesha being long and rangy - leaning forward over right plant-leg to touch and poke either hand up top, distracting Loken for heavier follow-ups. Loose-limbed aspect for Kesha...she'll tip-tap-tip her hands up top, then load up that whacking right hook to body, taking Loken heavily to ribs with a thumbside-up spank. Unpredictable patterns from Kesha as well...she'll lean in with a reaching lead left; double it, hesitate...then poke it in again. And she's coming forward, frustrating Loken who's used to being able to step easily out of range, but Kesha's able to keep in touch with long limbs. Kristanna never hurt, but she's harassed and punched around the ring...Loken just can't disengage in orderly fashion, always out on the end of Kesha's mitts.

R5: Loken doing better when she stands her ground and punches-with. Leads to both women fielding heavy blows - Loken absorbing a slinging left wide to midsection; Kesha catching sharp one-twos on right side of her face after her own punching's done. Midway through, Kesha's steps in off her jab, but runs into a clouting short left hook...Kesha stumbles into Loken, then tumbles to canvas, leaving Krissy to thrust hands high and strut to neutral corner with her third knockdown. Kesha up at 8, looking frazzled, but alert: once again she's got the legs to lope the perimeter rather than receive the full brunt of a Loken finishing run.

R6: Kesha pressured out of her stance, bodied to ropes for two minutes: Loken being big, controlling the engagements, but not doing any damage. Down the stretch - Kesha gets her rangy rhythm going - tip/tap/tip left/rights up top, leading to a withering, rangy right hook with a deliberate, slinging delivery and thudding weight of shot to ribs. Too much for Krissy: composure cracks as her face winces in pain...Loken shies away to ropes, forms achy-breaky earmuff. Kesha hops forward and DRILLS her best straight left hand to Loken's midriff. Gunshot spank sounds out - Krissy bunches up, but sits in ropes rather than dumping to all fours at bell.

R7: Loken with a belting right/left to midsection, then a healthy push...she gets Kesha stumble-bumming backwards in disarray. Loken stepping-with, catching Kesh a crashing lead right to chops to chase the singer all the way to ropes: Kesha hitting cables rag doll, forming don't-hurt-me earmuff as LOKEN WADES IN! Krissy all big, bad and brawny about the waist - leaning forward, slopping rights and lefts - thumbside-up clappers just going to town on poor Kesha. RIGHT UPPERCUT COUNTER, KESHA! Loken picked up clean, going wobbly-butt...she stops punching, trying to grope for Kesha's hips to clinch, but Kesh won't have it. Kesha pushing Loken's face up and back; slopping the right hook thumbside-up across stomach, then chopping a quick left to chin, DROPPING LOKEN TO BUNS AND ELBOWS! Kristanna all hair-in-eyes flabbergasted - Kesha roaring down all I'm-strong-too, revving up her emotional reserves. Minute left on the clock...Loken teary-eyed on apron, letting Kesha wade in, then glomming on for a series of sloppy ref's-breaks. Leads to frayed tempers as frustrated Kesha pushes-face to break Loken's hug at one point, bringing the ref in hot.

R8: Kesha weight forward, doing her thing with rangy, full extended hands pawing and nibbling to set up change-of-speed straight lefts up top, or rangy whacking right hooks to body. Loken backpedaling, stumbling at times...ranginess of Kesha giving Krissy Lokes plenty of irritation throughout the round. Loken landing some nice single shots as Kesha's usually reaching in...Kesha takes a good shot while imposing will through 8.

R9: Fun stand-and-deliver - Big woman flat footed - Kesha's right side hinging against Loken's left, each girl trying to fit the other for something decisive. Kesha's right jab slaps against Loken's left; Kesha trying to slot her left through to chin, Loken hoping to slot her right in. Kristanna busier, bookending the round, but it's Kesha taking the points with an accurate second minute. Kesha really sliding home her straight left to chin midway through, doubling it to kick back Krissy's head, then spanking Loken that whacking thumbside-up right hook to ribs, buckling Kristanna's legs. Loken able to shake it off, but she never answers the moment, letting the round slip away as a result.

R10: Kesha leaning forward, doing her thing...Loken straightens up into a muscular left uppercut, kissing Kesh to chin and putting her wobbly-butt! Kesha's hurt, fielding a wide, clapping right to breasts, falling off to her right with Krissy in hot pursuit! Ropes: Loken lowers her head to plow-gut right/left/right...coming up top with the extra left hook to eject Kesha's mouthpiece. Kesh hurt, staring, but SO determined...she slides to her left, walking Loken into a little left uppercut to keep the ref off. Loken stepping-to, maintaining pressure...savage beating applied to Kesha's ribcage, weakening her terribly, leaving her vulnerable to follow-on clubbings of her head and shoulders. Loken beats Kesha pilla to post along the ropes, pushing on her to reset, mouthbreathing with effort, but sustained bombardment can't get singer to quit. Loken takes the 10th, pulling even for the draw!

Kesha badly hurt, but knows she's putting together one of her best performances as a pro...she wants to cap it with a decisive verdict. Team Loken huddling for a long while before Kristanna denies overtime...she'll take the draw, leaving Kesha hot-cheeked and disappointed.

"I felt like the judges were against me," Loken shrugs in post-fight - face all busted up by Kesha's clever assault tonight. "I didn't trust them to get it right in overtime, and I felt like I'd already done enough to win. She was mopping canvas all night for Pete's sake - how many times do I need to drop her to get credit for being the better woman?"

Kesha obviously angry about Loken's calculated decision. "I just don't agree with that, that one girl can just walk away like that," Kesha grouses in postfight. "I know she hasn't won in a while, so this feels good to her, but she has to know it looks horrible. Everybody knows she's chinny, and I was getting to her...I just think she was afraid that I was getting close to knocking her out. I want a rematch. I definitely want a rematch. And I'm saying that as a girl who got hurt in that fight, a fighter who got knocked down...I'm not afraid of Kristanna Loken and I deserve the chance to get her beat. And if she's a real fighter, she'll want that chance too!"