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18 April 2014 Rachel Bilson vs Kristin Kreuk

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Posted by simguy on April 18, 2014, 1:30 pm

BEFORE: Rival whippets; super-cute brunette ingenue veterans; leads of their respective CW shows...plenty of bragging rights on the line between these two. "Bilson needs to be put back in her bottle," Kreuk insists in prefight. "Nobody wants to see her break out, and it's my responsibility to see that she stays put. She's not the first person to try to nibble at the edges of HISC, but you know the trouble with that? 1.) Our edges are wicked sharp, and 2.) We bite back. Hard."

Bilson upbeat, confident from the dais. "I've wanted to move against HISC for some time, and this is a great opener," Rachel smiles from podium. "A stable's only as strong as its weakest link. Krissy's not just a soft-underbelly...she's a rotten tooth; she's a shaky foundation. When you target a HISC girl and beat her, it chips away at the prestige that props them all up. I'm going right at her, guys. No mercy for Kristin Kreuk: me on her until she quits!"

Krissy K in bright royal blue bikini; small white gloves; long brown hair in twisty-bun with bangs framing face. Rachel in black bikini top, bottoms patterned with pink and white horizontal bars; small black gloves; hair in fighting dutch braid with loose strands about the face.

During R1: Girls jabbing to close, then taking turns driving the other back with straight, pasting rights and lefts in rapid-fire sequences to pretty faces. Nimble retreats set up counter-attacks - often off a lashing hook to body - then lost canvas is retaken with a walking barrage of face-punching. Darting in-and-out - girls bobbing in their stances, batting and lathering at one another's ribcages...classic high punch-count flyweight fare through 2 minutes. Down the stretch, Krissy's coming in hot and brazen, chin up high: Bilson times a right hand straight from the shoulder over Kristin's outstretched left, punching Kreuk's chin hard to starboard, sending Krissy stumbling to deck! Kreuk all wide-eyed and bedazzled on hands-and-knees: Bilson smiling bright, prancing to neutral corner at bell.

R2: Rachel working hard to consolidate the knockdown - taking the fight to Krissy all around the ring. Bilson stomp-feinting, then coming in hot: brisk, scrubbing rights and lefts up top chasing Krissy back until she can dip down low, walk Rachel's body onto the Kreuk left shoulder...then it's a mad rush to lather each other's torso before darting apart. Rachel working a routine where she'll drift to her right, then lunge forward - chopping her right hand short from the shoulder down and between Krissy's breasts, smiting the bone. Rachel ducking and sliding away to her right after scoring, eyes bright with malice when she sees Krissy's wincing aspect in receipt. Girls snarling, working hard - Bilson's aggression carrying the round, though Kreuk's bitter resistance exacts a nice price through 2.

R3: Bilson pushing the pace early, jabbing at Krissy's brows, then driving in right/left/right to issue fierce face-pastings. Midway through, Rachel's aggression costs her...she wades in churning, but Kristin dips low and away, looping a check hook off her back (right) plant-leg, neatly bashing Rachel to right cheek and BILSON GOES DOWN! Rachel up quickly, sputtering and ashamed, pushing against ref's chest during her 8 count: Kristin all eyes-bright, pacing neutral corner. Upon resumption, girls meet midring, feinting and spooking one another. Fighters elect to place hard single shots from range - Kristin getting much the better of it as she times Rachel to perfection. Bilson's jab misses over Krissy's left shoulder while Kristin's jab punches mouth. Bilson's right misses over Krissy's right shoulder while Kristin's right spanks face. Emboldened, Kristin hops forward to claim canvas after each exchange goes her way, then friskily outpunches Rachel again to leave Bilson frowning at bell. Kreuk forcing dancing eye contact before jogging back to her corner, heels kicking her own tush en-route.

R4: Midring, flat-footed, set-piece battles - girls once again trying to pinpoint each other with single shot power. Once again, it's all Krissy K...she just has Rachel measured to the millimeter, punching-with and pasting her in trade. Bilson sputtering, frustrated as Kristin's fists find face again and again while Rachel's missing or making grazing contact. Kreuk gradually picking up the pace, countering with TWO straight shots now, really punishing Rachel's eyes, cheekbones, mouth. It's adding up...Rachel stumble-bumming a bit, going wobbly-butt...she keeps competing, but she's unraveling, starting to slap her punches, starting to step away after taking. Kristin all eyes-bright, hopping footwork keeping her in range, brisk fists peppering Rachel sleepy. It's all too much...Kristin eventually coming with a left uppercut to chin that unhinges Rachel's knees, then raking Bilson a series of crisscrossing rights and lefts, turning Rachel to her right and PUTTING HER DOWN! Kreuk hot-cheeked, stooping forward to bellow down at fallen-prey - ref shoos her away, allowing Rachel to get woozily to her feet. Final moments a triumphant Kris Kreuk clean up: she pounces Rachel at ropes, shredding the guard in a glorious romp to jug...just one CW whippet treating herself to another's nuggets hup-hup-hup at bell! Rachel crying furious tears, badly shaken as Kristin jogs back to her corner all frisky and pretty.

R5: Girls punishing each other with stiff left jabs, then laying-in to work: savage two-way lather pinking up either torso. Heartless back and forth - small mitts raking rib-cages PIK! PAK! PEK! Pretty faces catching harsh, cracking shots - girls shutting eyes tight, grimacing upon receipt, then working hard to get even. Grimly, gradually, it's Rachel outworking Kristin, backing Kreuk up in torrid face-to-face exchanges. Down the stretch, a sticky left uppercut digs deep to Krissy's sternum, buckling her knees...Kreuk sobs aloud, stumbles away, desperate to get a rope beneath her buns for support. Krissy covers up - Rachel wades in: vicious, vindictive payback as hard-hearted Bilson forces her way into Krissy's rack. Pumping hup-hup...Rachel's lips pursed, eyes narrowed, shoulders rolling to lift her mitts into Krissy's tender niblets. Kreuk blubbering in protest, stricken on ropes...all she can do is sponge it up as Bilson romps to bell. AND BEYOND! Rachel seething, lost in Krissy-hate...ref has to pull little bully off her prey from behind.

R6: Seconds in, Rachel times a swinging right over a reaching Kreuk left and DOWN GOES KRISSY! Kristin staring, badly shaken on all fours...Rachel scowling, eyes blazing as she stalks neutral corner like a little tigress. Upon resumption, Kreuk hops the perimeter, trading space for time...Bilson hunting her down with dukes loosely grouped around chin, hopping to keep pace. Stepping in the jab, Rachel punches back Krissy's face, shunting her to ropes: savage lathering flurries follow, Rachel battering Kristin's sleek flanks, hips - small mitts spanking off taut beef. Kristin absorbing, then sliding along ropes to escape: Rachel patient in pursuit, just stalking her foe until a jab can knock back Krissy's face, setting up another torrid body-lather. Bell: Kreuk in tears, hugging her battered little ribcage, legs all a-tremble...SUCH a ferocious look Rachel gives Kristin, searching for signs of quit.

R7: Close and lather: that's the ticket. Girls bending low to run opposing bellies onto the left shoulder, then they bump, rise up, throwing fists hot to torso. Each taking turns bumping the other back and dominating for seconds at a stretch...then it's back the other way as girls dip and dart about. Whippet-fit little bodies; small fists; hard mitts; breathy gasps of pain...it's quite the sight watching these two tear at one another. Down the stretch, Krissy beats Rachel to a hook to chin...delayed effect sees Bilson stumble-step in a fence-post hole, then back away in shock. Kristin jabbing Rachel to ropes, then strapping a hateful sidearm buggywhip right across waist: Bilson crying out, sitting into ropes, badly hurt by the blow. Krissy heartless, pushing forearms down behind Rachel's head, then swabbing Bilson's exposed lower back...Kreuk teeth-bared, eyes blazing as her fists sweep back and forth across vulnerable kidneys. POOR RACHEL! Rachel paralyzed, desperately clinching around Kristin's right thigh...Kreuk belting away rights and lefts in above either Bilson hip before ref can issue break. Bell: Rachel in tears, clutching at her back; ref pushing a seething Krissy K away as she's lost in Rachel-hate.

R8: Kristin stalking Rachel, looking to finish. Kreuk's eyes hard, cold - dukes loosely grouped around her chin as she hops and trots to cut the ring off. Rachel shying away, trying to find escape routes, but clever Krissy whittling canvas down, influencing Bilson to corners, then pouncing-in. Rachel battered in a series of body-lathering attacks - Bilson just covering up, suffering Kristin's hands upon her, then tying up for ref's break. Rachel protecting her bruised and puffy face well, but paying the price downstairs...Kristin often just whirling from her hips when Rachel's sitting in ropes, lifting palm-up shellack into Bilson's trim little torso. Bell: Rachel wincing, sagging against ropes...angry Kristin lunges forward, slamming a hateful left forearm into Rachel's breasts, bringing the ref in hot.

R9: Krissy anxious to keep pushing Rachel downhill, but an early exchange of rising left hooks from respective thighs DROPS KREUK TO HER BUNS! Kristin all ship-wrecked and blinking, looking up from elbows-and-buns on her back...Bilson snarling, rejuvenated at the sight of Kris in disarray. Now Krissy's rocked and hurt, trying to skirt the perimeter: Rachel back to stalking her girl along ring-aprons, eyes baleful. Facial jabs nudge Krissy into ropes where Rachel can lash away: Bilson eager to pay back every stroke she took when the situation was reversed. Rachel greedy for jug when girls tangle-up in clinch - Bilson scrubbing elbows/forearms side to side across Krissy's nuggets, breaking the clinch and widening the assault to include lapping lefts and rights to breadbasket. Kreuk sniveling, scoured along the ropes...all she can do is tie up, slide to the side under intense Bilson pressure.

R10: Close fight - both girls know it: late-round savagery ensues. Both girls drained, sloppier now - frequently fielding hard, clocking wallops to face they might have slipped earlier on. Upon separation each takes deep mouth-breaths, then gathers herself for the next effort. Rachel gradually imposing will - stabbing her jab to Krissy's tummy, then mouth; feeding Krissy clean right crosses to chin; jabbing Kristin's left eye all but closed while pivoting neatly clockwise. Kristin forlorn late, still trying to close and flurry, but Rachel in-rhythm down the stretch, pre-empting every pounce with a cold-blooded poke in the eye, rejecting and deflecting Krissy to bell. Goes to cards, comes back a narrow UD10 victory: Rachel Bilson.

After: Kristin gutted - absolutely gutted - when Rachel's slender arm is raised. Kreuk's expression bleak, her left eye blackened, face raw and sore-looking...what a heartbreaking night for the long-serving CW stalwart. Camera catches Mila Kunis cursing the decision - snarling lips mouthing the words "Damn-it Krissy!" Fight even after 8 action-packed rounds - Rachel pulling away with a determined effort late...she blinks at tears of joy in the aftermath. "Beating Kristin Kreuk is huge for me," Bilson says, big brown eyes puffy, but shining with emotion. "You know, it's another step taken, another scalp, and even though there's more HISC women to process, this one's special. I've been measured against Kristin for a while now, and it's just nice to beat her down in front of everyone. When I come to dominate this division, I'll look back and say: 'Krissy opened the door for me'. And the best thing is...so will she!"