The Lookout! Atlantic team took a couple of impressive wins in quick succession at the Millennium Stadium but the all important bout comes up next, the very talented Rosie Jones is just one performance away from silencing the whole of Wales as she tries to strip Charlotte Church from her bantamweight champion's belt. The Lookouts! received a strong support from the crowd minutes ago but the atmosphere changes in a hurry when Jones is introduced to the ring, not even a skimpy red & black bikini can make up for the locals turning against her fully aware of the fact she's probably the toughest opponent Church has to face since the days when her jaw was broken by a ruthless Miranda Kerr.
The roar is defeaning once the current champion enters the ring, a white bikini with the Welsh dragon painted on each cup, red knickers and black gloves set up her attire and if looks could kill, she's be sending Rosie six feet under in a matter of seconds but it just underlines the severe nature of the challenge ahead. Rosie Jones is really the biggest spoiler in the division ever since Imogen Thomas and Emma Glover mounted a run for the ages a while back and whereas Denise van Outen is a bit downbeat over the missed Jones vs Glover showdown there's Sacha Parkinson waiting to face the winner of tonight's bout already.
Round 1: Charlotte means business from the start, pummels around Rosie's elbows and tries to make connection with the rack as early as possible but the slightly longer reach enables the challenger to fire back over the top and bounce the singer's head around before a shot on the navel staggers the champion and is folllowed by a quick jabbing series to the chest. Rosie shows no signs of respect towards the more experienced woman and just keeps digging her mitts into the midsection, forces Church back in the final minute and almost nails a huge hook on the temple with the Welsh girl struggling in mid range.
Round 2: Church tries to work on Jones' rack in close range but it's too predictable as Rosie spikes her with couple of overhands regardless and shows superior agility on her feet, slips by a wayward hook on the chest and slams leather against the ribcage instead, rocks Charlotte's boobs moments later before reaching out with the single hand and snapping the champion's head back. Church still uncomfortable in mid-distance; Rosie keeps her at bay and drills the guard down the stretch, splits the mitts to connect with the cheeks and reel Church on the back foot again, heavy slaps on the ribcage follows and the champion has to dance her way around the challenger to see out the lacklustre round.
Round 3: Rosie riffles away over the top again, smacks Charlotte's nose and pierces the mitts repeatedly thereafter snapping the Welsh girl's head much to the crowd's disarray. She sets Church up with her left hand before working the single right on the eye and bending the champ to the side. Charlotte loses her patience down the stretch, tries to close the distance but eats more jabs on the eye as Jones exposes her guard and there's no respite from the buxom model as she drills the blonde's face and snaps her head back far too often even for Denise van Outen's liking. Challenger dominates the mid range leather in the final minute as well, fails to trap Church on the ropes though but staggers her late on with a fine uppercut on the chin and at the bell there's a confident brunette staring over at the annoyed blonde singer while the crowd remains silent and gobsmacked at the very least.
Round 4: Charlotte tries to brawl in close range again, leans on the brunette and drills her ribcage but Rosie digs her elbow into the chest and pummels the ribs with her right hand to spin the Welsh girl to the side, another uppercut splits the mitts and whacks Church on the jaw before more jabs bounce off her face. Crowd looks on in disbelief as Rosie just pounds the singer back to the ropes and punches the navel to bend the champ forward and seeking a clinch. Another elbow against the rack sends Church deep into the ropes and the crowd doesn't like it but Rosie spikes the left eye moments later and has the champion yelping in pain. Couple of left hands on the liver increase the noise before an uppercut series on the chest leaves Church sagging at the bell and just shaking her head in disgust.
Round 5: JONES LANDS THE BIG ONE... she puckers Charlotte on the eye with a massive right hook and wobbles the blonde forward; Church so determined to avoid the knockdown but still falls into more hooks on the chest which reel her back; another right hand on the eye cuts the blonde up and Rosie throws a flurry of leather moments later, just bashes away at the wounded eye and sinks the champ into earmuff, ups the intensity though and has Church trapped butt-in-ropes and laying into her with no sympathy whatsoever... Charlotte's unable to weave herself out of trouble nor to clinch the rampant brunette and as she raises her head and tries to work from behind the guard JONES NAILS HER ON THE NOSE with a pulverizing hook... Ugh! Even the crowd felt that shot as Charlotte bounces off the ropes and fails to recover... another cross hook on the nose is followed by one more on the eye and Church starts to whimper in pain as Rosie keeps the drill and tries to rearrange her face, left hook on the eye gives the champ a nasty shiner on the other side, uppercut on the jaw drops the champion's head and the battering contiues with Church unable to respond, ref doesn't halt the bout but it just gets worse for the Welsh blonde who's head is bend sideways time and time again. Rosie barks in a mix of anger and delight, she pummels the last ounce of resistance from the champion in a rarely seen and mighty impressive fashion; the bell eventually hatls her charge and it's a miracle Charlotte somehow stayed on her feet, but she walks back to her corner totally roughed up with her eyes closed and barely within her senses. Meanwhile Jones refuses to sit down and bunny hops in the opposite corner, she's visibly eager to derail the Welsh title run any minute now.
Round 6: Charlotte's face was simply battered into a pulp in that previous round and both Helena Mattsson and Emilia Clarke are on their feet in the VIP seats as Rosie jumps at the sluggish champion to immediately pour more leather on all the cuts and lumps. Blonde misery continues as Church almost trips over her feet and drops her arms too low; Jones rifles away and tags the chin, once, twice and snaps the head back one more time. Charlotte wobbles backwards and bounces off the ropes, doesn't have the speed required to avoid a piercing hook on the nose.... BINGO... Rosie nails her hard again and this time it's one too many for the champ.. CHURCH HITS THE DECK FLAT ON HER FACE and the Millennium Stadium is silenced on the spot... Rosie struts away and just leans herself against the ropes, sticks her boobs out into the crowd and starts laughing in joy as Church remains flat on her face and unresponsive to the count... what a disaster for the Welsh faithful... it's a no-go for the champ who's just unable to lift herself up and even the slowest of counts won't save the day... KO6 and the NEW BBU bantamweight champion, Rosie Jones!!!
AFTER: Millennium Stadium's in tatters after that massive knockout, not since Miranda Kerr has someone abused the Welsh blonde so badly and there is talk of Rosie mounting a challenge at the imposing Australian glamour model IF she can dispatch Sacha Parkinson beforehand. The talent in the division overwhelms the remaining weights and if Rosie can punch hard, she's gonna witness an ultra vicious blonde actress next and even Denise van Outen thinks that Sacha has the biggest punch of the bantams aside from peak Alesha Dixon and Jessica Schwarz. The total dominance plan is on and Lookout! Atlantic roars into the spotlight at the Millennium Stadium!
Helana Mattsson and Emilia Clarke join the extremely overjoyed Rosie in the ring, the new champion twerks in front of Helena who spanks her on the butt and all girls just have a massive time together while most of the audience is forced to witness a very unceremonial exit from the ring of the former champion. Charlotte maybe send Lisa Maffia into retirement talk last September but looked nothing like the intimidating figure tonight, shades of Imogen Thomas rocking the division two years ago against the odds but Denise thinks that Rosie is really that good anyway. Moreover the Lookout! Atlantic's hostile takeover of the straps has just seen it's opening chapter written. BBU TV's Georgie Thompson reports on twitter that Mattsson and Clarke are in frame for the belts later this summer and can Sacha Parkinson prevent the masterplan or will Jessica Schwarz be forced to do something about that.
Back in Australia, Green & Gold's tweeter feed froze to death in wake of the Miranda Kerr rumour, could be the most intriguing few weeks to come in regards to the BBU title belts but it's all about the Lookouts! in Cardiff tonight, they came, they saw and they took the bantam belts with them! The Daily Mail & The Sun exclusives are in print already with Rosie Jones deservedly rocketing to the top of the UK glamour world!
Final result: Rosie Jones def. Charlotte Church KO6.
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