It's a perfect weather in Cannes to kick off the inaugural BBU Boxing on the Beach card with Dutch glamour model taking center stage first against a buxom raven-haired opponent from England. Sylvie van der Vaart has accepted a rematch with Danielle Lineker later this summer but wants to establish herself on the loose surface first while Jessica Jane Clement has long-term plans of conquering the flyiweght division. Clement beat Nadine Coyle, Samia Ghadie and Bianca Gascoigne in recent months and wants to make it four in a row taking the blonde's scalp right here in Cannes.

There's also the utmost need to leave the loser topless, Jessica's no stranger to exposing her assets to the public but she warns Sylvie that stripping her off the bikini top will be just the start of her post-fight humiliation. As the blonde girl endured this dubious honor at the hands of Fearne Cotton last year already, she's massively keen to avoid a repeat.

Sylvie van der Vaart wearing a pink bikini with black trim and pink gloves. Blonde hair in loose waves. Jessica Jane Clement wearing a black & white trimmed bikini and red gloves. Black hair in loose waves.

Round 1:
Fireworks from the start as both girls tear into reach other trying to gain immediate control, Sylvie thumps Jessica's rack butr grazes the forearms too often to cause any real damage and gets countered over the top instead. Jessica pummels the blonde's cheeks and forces her back but misses a jabbing series on the ribcage as Sylvie jumps to the side and nails the brunette with a crisp hook on the nose. Clement tries to hassle the blonde but loses her feet in the sand and wobbles forward; van der Vaart finds more hooks on the body and closes the distance in the final minute, keeps pumping those pink gloves into the brunette's ribs and makes her moan in discomfort to close out the round.

Round 2:
More aggressive approach from both girls and Sylvie skims off the forearms trying to drill the brunette's otherwise impressive rack; Jessica clubs her in the jaw with a fierce uppercut and makes the blonde hair fly all over the place. Immediate follow up nails the Dutch model on the chest and reels her onto the ropes as Clement ups the tempo of her attacks and settles for a body barrage to leave her foe earmuffed in the corner. Jessica works the single hand on stomach but as van der Vaart lowers her guard she slams her across the cheeks to leave the first reddish marks and finds the temple in the dying seconds snapping Sylvie's head back much to the Cannes crowd delight.

Round 3:
Sylvie keeps coming at the raven-haired opponent but bounces off the guard and gets exposed for a piercing jab on the liver that bends her to the side; the Dutch girl moans in pain but before she can raise her arms, Clement throws a lightning quick left hook on the temple that drops the blonde's head and is followed by an equally vicious uppercut on the jaw... DOWN GOES VAN DER VAART ON HER BACKSIDE... Clement shows some raw power and nails the Dutch girl clean.. Sylvie's more shocked than hurt but as she gets up at six, Jessica just rips into her body and reels back into the ropes where she pierces the ribcage and shrugs off any clinching efforts. Sylvie throws looping jabs in response but Clement beats her for pace and bounces off the breasts, finds another uppercut to leave the blonde sagging on her knees at the bell.

Round 4:
Clement powers from her corner and nails Sylvie on the left eye winning a battle for the overhand punch. She follows through on the ribs and both girls tangle with their cleavages which only wobbles the blonde off her stance and she can't cover up for another piercing uppercut on the jaw. Sylvie struggles to raise her arms in a middle of a frantic Clement attack and endures more head snapping misery, gets thrown onto the ropes and can only cover up as the English brunette lays into her without much reply. Jessica finds her way around the elbows and sinks the blonde further down on her knees, digs a series of jabs from the other side to make her gasp for air as well before finally shattering the guard in the final minute and catching van der Vaart on the nose. A left/right combo leans Sylvie against the ropes and she's getting battered in the corner thereafter with Clement working the single hand against the liver area and bouncing off the cleavage to maintain her advantage.

Round 5:
Sylvie is slow to raise from her stool and looks quite battled weary on her face; Jessica traps her in the middle of the ring after a much quicker approach and finds a piercing hook on the mouth which bounces off with a loud thump. Sylvie wobbles forward and can only cover up but Clement rips into her face moments later and makes the blonde hair fly after another left/right combo on the left eye... van der Vaart drops her arms and trembles forward trying desperately to stay upright but gets whacked with a single right hand on the eye AND GOES DOWN ON HER KNEES at the brunette's feet. Clement shakes her gloves and screams out at the fallen model and it's a slow count from the ref that reaches seven before Sylvie gets up looking misty in the eyes. Jessica jumps at her aching foe immediately after the command and slams unanswered leather against the face, bashes van der Vaart towards the ropes and gives her a proper neck crank in the dying seconds. Sylvie just soaks up vicious punishment and is effectively saved by the bell with both her cheeks extremely swollen while Jessica kicks sand in frustration that she couldn't quite finish her off already.

Round 6:
Clement still in top physical shape and hardly showing any battle wounds apart from one little shiner on the left cheek, a sharp contrast to a very swollen face of van der Vaart who endured more misery seconds into the sixth. The proud Dutch model just can't stay away from the striking zone and Jessica splits her mitts at will now, snapping the head in the proccess and backing a cumbersome blonde towards the ropes in no time. Sylvie tries to clinch but gets whacked around the elbows and sags on her knees again, works the single hand around the groin, trying some dirty moves to salvage any pride but the brunette digs her shuolder against the rack and throws a hook from the other side to nail her on the temple and lean against the ropes.. a savage cleavage attack follows with van der Vaart screaming out in pain and unable to tame the barrage... Jessica hoofs Sylvie's breasts against her chin and the blonde girl just stumbles against the turnbuckle, tries to escape her foe's wrath but gets whacked repeatedly on her chest and just sags on the ropes, her head slumps between the shoulders but is lifted one more time as Clement switches high and bangs an uppercut on the jaw to send the blonde into KO daze... SYLVIE GOES DOWN ON HER LEFT SIDE WITH EYES CLOSED having been thoroughly beaten up beyond any limit of tollerance... KO6 Jessica Jane Clement!!!

AFTER: Jessica shakes both her gloves to the crowd and rocks her otherwise impressive boobs to the crowd too, enjoys a rampant response while Sylvie is left mumbling in a KO daze at her feet which is the last thing she needed before a Danielle Lineker rematch. She remains eating sand long after Clement has her gloves removed and approaches her with evil look in the eyes. She rolls the mumbling blonde on her stomach and uznips the bra clipping, rolls her back onto the side and simply removes the bikini top without any resistance whatsoever. She then uses her foot against the blonde's exposed rack to roll her onto her back and plants the foot firmly on van der Vaart's tummy while waving the pink bikini above her head with pure joy & delight.

The cameras flash in numbers red carpet style but any extra humiliation is in fact spared contrary to Jessica's pre-fight promises since the fallen Dutch lingerie model just can't quite regain her awareness and needs to be lifted off the sand and carried into the nearby medical point by a couple of no-nonsense looking bodyguards and it would require Samia Ghadie-like methods to lure the blonde out of their hands. Still, Jessica can now sit and enjoy the rest of the Cannes card with Sylvie's pink bikini top sitting pretty on her shoulder. Battle trophy number one tonight? Check!

Final result: Jessica Jane Clement def. Sylvie van der Vaart KO6.