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27 July 2014 Intro Don't Call It a Comeback at the Asylum PPV

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Posted by Results By Lookout! Words By Wiz on July 27, 2014, 8:24 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, where, tonight, we'll have a visit from Australia's flyweight champion and the return to the ring of Hall of Famer Jennifer Garner among six exciting bouts. I'm Jenny O'Dell along with Tractorpull's Tess Valmore, the Always Unpredictable Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and, Mac, the big story tonight, the return of Jen G!"

McCarthy: "I've said for years that age ain't nothin' but a number, and, aside from yours truly, there's nobody in the FCBA who's better equipped to prove that than Jennifer Garner. I only wish she was fighting Anna Torv instead of Gemma Arterton tonight. THAT would be worth the price of admission!"

Cassie: "But, since you don't have to pay to get IN here, although you SHOULD..."

McCarthy: "Shut it, Scabbo! Fortunately, we DO have one of Weirdo's two REAL fighters in action, as Leelee Sobieski deals with that phony Shanna Moakler!"

Tess: "And, as Jenny O mentioned, we have the Aussie flyweight champion Emily Browning battling Kristen Stewart..."

Cassie: "AND, don't forget The Valyrie herself, Bazz's Elisabeth Rohm, who'll be fighting Daniela Ruah!"

O'Dell: "And, we have a pair of bantamweight battles, as Carmen Electra comes to Philly to face Leven Rambin, and the lovely Kelly Monaco meets Allison Mack. So keep those shot glasses close by and get those bingo cards ready, because it's time for 'Don't Call It A Comeback At The Asylum!'"