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27 July 2014 Leven Rambin vs Carmen Electra

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"DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK AT THE ASYLUM" PPV

(Site: Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Lookout! Words By Wiz on July 27, 2014, 8:26 pm

BEFORE:

"Let me see," says Carmen with a gorgeous smile. "In one corner, you have a girl with three FCBA fights. In the other, you have a girl with four FCBA CHAMPIONSHIPS. I don't think it takes a genius to figure out how to bet this one."

"Turns out," says Leven with a smile of her own, "That Carmen actually WAS champion four times. I looked it up. Had to, because I didn't remember her wearing the belts. Probably because the first time she did, I was TEN years old. Let's just say things have changed a little since then, as Carmen's about to find out."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Stray Heart' by Green Day, and here comes the star of said video, 'The Houston Solution', Leven Rambin..."

McCarthy: "I thought this Rambin kid had a shot to develop into a pretty good fighter when she was at Lookout!, but now that she's with Weirdo and his pack of clueless trainers..."

Tess: "(cough) two Hall of Famers (cough)..."

McCarthy: "...she'll end up flaming out like the typical Dancing Hooker..."

O'Dell: "Rambin into the ring, helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that bubblegum pink number she likes, and that's 'Everyone Get On Up' booming through the arena, and here comes the singer of that tune, the lovely Carmen Electra!"

Cassie: "Carmen, as a former champion, getting the honors tonight. Uncle Wiz, as always, all about protocol..."

McCarthy: "And, if you believe that, I have some swamp land in Jersey to sell you. And you know what ELSE I can't BELIEVE? That Electra's still coming to the ring to that old flop of a song..."

Cassie: "Says the woman who's been coming to the ring to 'Mack The Knife' since the Roosevelt Administration..."

McCarthy: "You..."

Cassie: "The THEODORE Roosevelt Administration..."

McCarthy: "LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "Now calm DOWN, Mac. We'd like to get some boxing action on the air tonight. Carmen into the ring, helped off with the robe to reveal a black and white striped bikini and a body that still looks plenty fine for age 42..."

McCarthy: "Age ain't nothin' but a number, and, if you don't believe me, check out the bod on a certain 41 year old sitting at this table. Gonna stand up, now. Truck, show the fans all of THISSSSS..."

O'Dell: "That IS a lovely, form-fitting red dress, Mac, and, if you're done showing it off, it's about time for some picks. Tess on the record favoring Leven. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Electra's been shot for years. There's a reason she's lost 17 in a row and hasn't won since 2006. That being said, she's still better than a girl with only three FCBA fights who's getting advice from Weirdo and his Clueless Cronies."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess..."

McCarthy: "ALERT THE MEDIA!"

O'Dell(sighing): "And there's the bell. Rambin right to work with that long left hand. She's a tall bantam and has some reach advantage that she's putting to some good use early."

Cassie: "The kind of length Leven has can be a problem for a lot of bantams, because she has power to go with that jab. You can't just walk through it, you have to find ways to get into good spots to score."

O'Dell: "And Electra beginning to do that now. Using little slide steps, getting past the glove and getting off some good flurries. Rambin wants distance and Carmen not going to give her any."

McCarthy: "Electra can still hit, and she's backed up Rambin a couple of times. I think the kid may be surprised at how much weight of shot Carmen has."

O'Dell: "Electra slowly taking control of the round. She's got Rambin off balance, back-footed, getting off late. The fast-twitch muscle fiber Carmen was so famous for earlier in her career is still in evidence as she shows plenty of quickness getting to spots and avoiding the gloves of the bigger, younger blonde. Final seconds ticking off and Electra with a final flurry at the bell. Carmen bouncing back to her corner looking mighty pleased with herself as she takes the first round."

Tess: "Rambin looked a little confused late, Jenny, no question. The veteran outfoxed her in that round, and Carmen has the 10-9 lead."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second round underway and Electra slippin' and slidin', working her way past Rambin's left jab and getting off in combination when she does so."

Cassie: "Leven needs to move her feet more. She's letting Electra control the fight with her feet. She's got to work harder to get into position and square her up."

O'Dell: "And, like she was listening to Cassie, Rambin DOES square Carmen up and lands her best combination of the fight. Electra backed up a step, but shows no panic. Back to work but gets backed up again with another nice flurry from Rambin!"

Tess: "There was a solid right hand in there. Best punch of the fight so far. Carmen shipped it, but it got her attention."

O'Dell: "And Leven now shifting completely over to the offensive. She's got the range with the left and she's using it to move Carmen, keep her at arms length. Dropping the right hand in behind it. Electra slipping some, blocking others, but some landing solidly. Leven advancing behind the jab, backing Carmen up, in control now as the final seconds tick away. There's the bell, and Rambin's evened it up."

McCarthy: "Big round for the kid. What you don't want to have is a girl with a handful of fights getting behind a veteran like Carmen. Electra builds up some points on you, she knows how to run and hide with that lead. Right now, though, she doesn't have one. It's 19-19 after two."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "We're into the third now, and Leven back to working that long left hand. Electra again about slipping, sliding, working forward and getting off in combination. Carmen slippery, getting past Leven's glove...AND RAMBIN ROCKS HER WITH A RIGHT HOOK!"

Cassie: "Leven caught her on the way in. Timed it almost perfectly. Electra's hurt!"

O'Dell: "And Rambin going all in, backing Carmen into the ropes and winging away. Electra covering up, rolling the shoulders, picking off punches, working in counter and doing so effectively..."

Tess: "Leven a little out of control here, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Exactly. A little too wild. Needs to set the punches up, not just fire away. She's giving Electra openings and Carmen's taking advantage of them."

O'Dell: "Electra getting comfortable on the ropes, all head and shoulder movement, SNAPPING out right hands in counter...AND DOWN SHE GOES! Leven with that right hook again, over the left hand, and Carmen spills to her right side, parallel to the ropes. Rambin to a neutral corner. Referee's count to three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Carmen rolls to her belly. To all fours at eight. Nine. TEN! It's over! Electra still on her hands and knees at ten, and your winner by KO3 is 'The Houston Solution', Leven Rambin!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Leven Rambin, and, Leven, where'd that right hook come from?"

Leven: "I caught her with it once, so I thought I could do it again. I got a little too excited when I had her hurt, though. Wanted to take her out while I had the chance, but I needed to settle down. When I did that, I caught her again, and that was it."

Tess: "So, what's next for 'The Houston Solution'?"

Leven: "Well, we have a group of young bantams here, and all of us think we're the best of that group. One of us is right, and I'm going to prove it."