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28 September 2014 Serinda Swan vs Cat Deeley

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Serinda Swan 06.jpg Cat Deeley 03.jpg

"BAZZ BABES AMD REMATRCHES AT THE ASYLUM"

(Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Lookout/Words By Wiz on September 28, 2014, 8:26 pm

BEFORE:

"I'm surprised she agreed to this fight," says Cat with a gorgeous smile. "I gave her all she wanted the last time 'round, and this time I'm going to knock her out."

"This is about business for me," says Serinda without the hint of a smile. "I'm the top light in this stable and I'm gunning for the belts. Cat's here on some mission to get a win back. Well, I'm on a mission, too, and it's to put the gold around the hottest waist in the FCBA."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Cat Scratch Fever' by Ted Nugent, and here comes statuesque blonde beauty Cat Deeley!"

Tess: "Deeley, of course, representing Beevers Babes, one of the stables we see a lot of here at Asylum..."

McCarthy: "The reason we see a lot of Deeley here is, she's a typical Dancing Hooker opponent. Two FCBA wins."

O'Dell: "Cat into the ring. Helped off with the robe by the Beevers Babes corner to reveal a black two-piece and a still-rocking body. And that's 'Foxey Lady' booming through the arena, and here comes 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"

McCarthy: "Well, I guess I'm no longer IN 'The Game', since I'm retired, but she's not even 'The Hottest Brunette Lightweight In The Game', not with 'The Chin Checker', Adrianne Palicki in the FCBA. And, for the record, neither of these bimbos would last a ROUND with her!"

O'Dell: "Swan into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that red bikini that always gets the crowd buzzing..."

Tess: "Just like the last time, you could have sold tickets to this disrobe..."

McCarthy: "I don't see any PLAYMATE quality bodies in there..."

Cassie: "Not even 'Playmate of the Month', Mac? I mean, obviously not 'Playmate of the Year', or 'Playmate of a Century that ended FOURTEEN YEARS AGO, like YOU..."

McCarthy: "You LITTLE...don't you slap her hand, Walmart!"

O'Dell(sighing): "The ladies about ready. Let's get some picks. Tess favors Serinda. Mac?"

McCarthy: "Even an overrated Dancing Hooker like Swan can beat Deeley..."

O'Dell: "Cassie?"

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"

O'Dell: "It's unanimous. Let's see if our ladies are right. Cat right to the jab, as you'd expect from a girl with her kind of reach. Swan a big light, but she doesn't have the reach Deeley does, and Cat quickly using it to set up pickets and commence with ranged fighting."

Cassie: "You might remember that Cat fought Lis Rohm here at Asylum and gave Rohmmy a good fight. Deeley can box, and if she can keep you out on the end of her jab, you're going to have problems."

O'Dell: "And that's Cat's plan in the early going here. Left, left, left, then a right when she's got an opening. Serinda not looking to close. Instead she's sliding, angling, getting slightly inside those pickets, then throwing some leather. Cat adjusting, getting the range again and back to work with the left."

Tess: "Good tactical stuff here, Jenny. Both girls having some success early."

O'Dell: "Definitely some good boxing going on. Front Street advertises Swan as the best pure athlete on the roster..."

Cassie: "If you ever saw her on 'Breakout Kings', you'd know they aren't exaggerating. If done roadwork with Swan and she can run like a deer."

O'Dell: "And you're seeing some of that athleticism now. She's moving very well, finding her spots and getting some quick work in before Deeley resets. Down the stretch and both girls still working hard and scoring right to the bell. Close one, but Swan's round."

McCarthy: "10-9 Serinda after one. And, again, if Palicki were in there against either of these two, the fight would be over."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Second begins with more good ranged work from Cat. Deeley getting into rhythm with the jab, working the right off of it more frequently now. Swan still busy, moving well, angling up, and DOWN GOES DEELEY!"

Cassie: "Timed a right hand over the left and dropped Cat to all fours!"

O'Dell: "Count at three, four, five, six, seven. Deeley pushes back to her feet and will take the mandatory. Referee going to allow it to continue, and here comes Serinda. Swan going after Deeley and Cat now firing back! Deeley not covering up, holding ground and returning fire."

McCarthy: "Give her credit for not going to the ropes and trying to hang on. Too early in the round for that."

O'Dell: "Cat slowly being backed up, but doing a good job holding canvas, denying Serinda the clean up. Swan keeping the pressure on and DOWN GOES DEELEY AGAIN!"

Tess: "That was a clean, straight right. Landed flush. This might be over!"

O'Dell: "Cat down on her back, not moving as the count reaches three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It IS over, and your winner by KO2 is 'The Hottest Player In The Game', Serinda Swan!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"

Tess: "I have our winner, Serinda Swan. Do you have somewhere to BE tonight, Swanny?"

Serinda(smiling): "You don't want to play around with this girl. She can win rounds off you boxing. I've seen her do it before. My advantage against her is physical. I'm stronger and hit harder, and, of course, I have the best body in the FCBA. The idea was to use that and make this a short night, and that's just what I did."

Tess: "You still have that wheelbarrow..."

Serinda: "Yes, I do, and I plan to ride in it right to a shot at the lightweight gold."