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31 October 2014 Intro Witches, Pumpkinheads and Black Cats II

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Posted by Results By Lookout!/Words By Wiz on October 31, 2014, 11:21 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia. I'm Jennifer 'Wonder Woman' O'Dell, and I'm here along with The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, who's dressed as a Playboy bunny...

McCarthy: "No, I'm dressed as The Greatest Fighting Playmate Of All Time. ME!"

O'Dell: "Also with us is 'The Human Sharknado', Cassandra Lynn Scerbo, and, Cassie, I'm liking that old crone costume..."

Cassie: "Actually, I'M dressed as The Greatest Fighting Playmate Of All Time. Mac. See my sash? Playmate Of The Year, 1914!"

McCarthy: "You LITTLE..."

O'Dell: "And, we're still waiting for...and here she comes now..."

Black bird claw
Raven wing
Under the red sunlight

McCarthy: "WHAT is she supposed to be?"

A hundred years
Hundred more
Someday we may see
A woman king

Cassie: "That would be 'Raven' from DC comics. Note the skin-tight blue outfit..."

McCarthy: "Raven isn't BLONDE..."

Cassie: "THIS one is! Have a seat, Tess! I like your intro music"

Tess: "Thank you, Cassie...that's 'Woman King' by Iron and Wine."

McCarthy: "Can we get back to BOXING?"

O'Dell: "Good idea, J-Mac..."

Cassie: "That may be the first time those three words were ever spoken in succession..."

McCarthy: "Shut it, SCABBO..."

Tess: "Definitely not the first time for those three."

O'Dell(sighing): Tonight, we have...well, we have no IDEA what we have. We've got six fights here tonight, and we know that six Front Street fighters will be involved. Other than that, we don't know anything about the makeup of the card!"

McCarthy: "If I had a stable of fighters like Weirdo's, I'd hide their identities, too. The only thing we can hope for is that one of his two REAL fighters, Anna Torv or Leelee Sobieski is on this card."

Cassie: "I, personally, hope to see Allison Mack tonight..."

O'Dell(sighing): "Really, Cassie?"

McCarthy: "If that FRAUD shows up here tonight, it's ON. I will SMACK the ugly right off her face, that gimmick-stealing..."

O'Dell: "Now, calm DOWN, Mac and let's take a look at the crowd! Many are dressed for the occasion, so fans, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready. It's time for 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats II: Hallowe'en Boogaloo At The Asylum!'"