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25 December 2014 Jade Thirlwall vs Cheryl Cole

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BBU FRANKIE'S FOXES INAUGURAL CARD FROM NEWCASTLE

(Frankie's Foxes vs Lioness Club) - MAIN EVENT

Posted by Alli Kear & Vassago on December 25, 2014, 5:46 am

The pride of the entire Tyne & Wear is on the line next as two girls born & bred in Newcastle are about to settle their feud just who exactly is the top player in town! Oddly enough it's the younger upstart Jade Thirlwall of Little Mix who has issued the challenge to former Girls Aloud glamour girl Cheryl Cole however someone of Cheryl's status wouldn't have bothered in looking at a human pest like Thirlwall according to Denise van Outen even though the blonde reporter seems to be too carried away by Jade's terrible debut against Frankie Sandford last December. Frankie Cocozza thinks that Jade could become the true leader of his stable and wants her to punish Chezza really badly tonight, "Cole..erm... Fernandez-Versini... or whatever she's called these days has had her time, just like the Girls Aloud shoved Spice Girls aside it's time for the Little Mix to take Girls Aloud to the cleaners! You beat Cheryl's ass, it's like you beat the entire band! (...) What? So yeah, Nadine Coyle kinda messed up that script earlier but we're in damn Newcastle and here only Jade and Cheryl sell the tickets!"

Cocozza's tirade proves largely biased and Sarah Harding wants to have a word with him really soon but the bandmates' support hits the top gear, Leigh-Anne Pinnock and Perrie Edwards are in Jade's corner - poor Jesy Nelson's been taken back to the hospital for evaluation, while Harding, Nicola Roberts and even the not exactly sober Kimberley Walsh fill in Cheryl's corner. Nadine Coyle remains in the stands and there's a word she'd really prefer Chezza to lose this fight, the two former bandmates are at odds ever since Cheryl said a word too much about Nadine's pregnancy and was offered a swift response when she married a French millionaire without even telling Nadine about that, let alone inviting her to the wedding.

Mario Balotelli's back as the referee, he gave Myleene Klass two extra loads during the last fights and Myleene swallowed her surrender after that so it looks like the Italian seeks another trophy on his list, he's shoved Lisa Maffia away and due to Cheryl's former husband's connection he indicates to Frankie that he'd like to see Jade winning so he can take whatever's left of Chezza! That's one cocky bastard out there! The older of the two brunettes is no stranger to black meat, Ashley Cole and Mr. Marcus have gone there with her and Mario wants to become the lastest one on the list. Who cares about that French husband of hers tonight?

Jade Thirlwall wears a black bandeau bikini top, blue denim shorts and black gloves. Black hair with dyed blonde tresses in loose waves. Cheryl Cole wears a pale blue bandeau bikini top, blue denim shorts and silver gloves. Dark brown hair with dyed blonde patches in long curls. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
There's no holding back from either girl early but Cheryl shows superior agility and outworks Jade in the opening exchange, spikes her to the body and swings menacingly around the temples to force the younger singer into a somewhat chaotic avoidance around the ring. Cole's really keen to hurt her opponent early and doesn't back off even though her punches start to miss the target; she catches a lucky break as Thirlwall loses her footing and falls back towards the ropes where Cheryl finally nails her with an overhand right cross on the nose. Another hook on the eye pins Jade to the ropes but the Little Mix singer refuses to just accept Cole's terms and throws a maniac flurry from behind the guard just as Cheryl wanted to lean on her and punish her boobs. A solid hook bounces off Chezza's jaw and whips her blondish curls which quickly enables Thirlwall to land more leather on her cheeks. Frankie Cocozza gets really excited now as Jade pummels herself out of trouble and staggers Cole backwards with repeated facial punches. "That's my girl!", Frankie gurgles in delight just as Chezza begins to yelp in pain and is forced into earmuff cover with Jade pumping heavy onslaught and jumping at the older brunette to the point she tags her with an elbow underneath the forearm and rocks her jugs. Cole tries to respond but Thirlwall goes around her elbow and pulverizes the ribcage to sink the fellow brunette on her knees at the bell.

Round 2:
Jade's keen to get stuck into Cheryl after that promising round but rushes her approach and earns the short end of the experience stick as the older singer clips her jaw with a measured hook and lands a stromg follow up bashing Thirlwall's mitts aside and catching her on the cheeks. Jade gasps in pain as Chezza turns her back to the ropes again and gets vocal as she bats the youngster butt-in-ropes with a heavy combo that gives Thirlwall a fat lip. Cheryl's eyes get really wide as she notices that injury and hopes to break Jade mentally but then a belting hook on the liver is followed by a crisp uppercut on the rack and stuns Cole into bending herself forward with a sudden fire burning in her guts. "Damn, that was a good one!", Frankie gets really excited as Jade nearly pierced Cheryl's liver with that hook and now she muscles the aching Cole around, whips more facial jabs and makes full use of her brief staggering. A flurry of jabs drops Cole's arms and earns her immediate swelling as Jade crashes her black gloves off the older brunette's face like she wants to knock her head off!!! Sarah Harding groans in disarray in the stands but Chezza offers nothing back and fails to even clinch her opponent.. her knees start to buckle as Jade drills her navel in a swift change and bends even more forward into a crunching right hook on the nose.... COLE GOES DOWN... the proud brunette just ragdolls to the canvas after her guard gets shattered... Frankie shoves Lisa Maffia away for good and gets an approval from Mario Balotelli who's keen to count Chezza out as quickly as possible but comes up short as a swollen-faced Chezza gets up at eight and shoves him away in a rather desperate manner. She wants to fight back from the ropes just like the Little Mix brunette did in the opening round but gets nailed with a cross hook to the nose and sags on the ropes again... Jade just rips shots to the face as Chezza's arms can't go up anymore and the swelling increases with every punch smacking Cole clean... Thirlwall wants to knock her head off and Mario just awaits the ineviteable as he doesn't even drag a rampant youngster off her prey... JADE SHUTS CHERYL'S EYES and lands one final blow on the nose to send the Girl Aloud's proudest member sliding down on her backside and on the verge of losing consciousness... Cole's head slumps on her chest and she can only blubber in dizziness as Jade romps away to a breakthrough victory!!! KO2 Jade Thirlwall !!!!

AFTER: What a finish to the Tyne & Wear's most anticipated female boxing bout! There's a new sherriff in town as Jade Thirlwall just knocked the living daylights out of Cheryl Cole... Fernandez-Versini even!!! "Hah! Take that you filthy cow!" Jade finally lets her emotions go as she watches Chezza blubbering into agony unable to rise again! Leigh-Anne and Perrie join in the celebrations and plan to strip Cole off her jeans shorts to spank her famous tattooed derrier raw but there comes Sarah Harding to save the day as she tackles Pinnock and Edwards from behind at the same time and throws them both off the ring!! Jade takes the high road moments later as there's immediate commotion in the ring that even leaves Mario Balotelli stunned. He won't get any piece of Cole tonight as Nicola Roberts joins Harding and drags a mumbling Chezza away from the vultures. There's only Nadine Coyle looking somewhat upset as she whispers to a half-drunk Kimba: "Damn, Cheryl earned every single shiner on her filthy face! Sarah should have let her have it!", "U still mad over the damn wedding? Let it go, Nads! She's not worth it now that Jade stole the Geordie crown from her!", "And damn right she did! Suck on this, Chezza!"

Unfortunately for these lovely girls some people sitting nearby overheard their lack of integrity and started immediate social media rumours that all is not well within the Girls Aloud with the level of jealousy towards Cheryl boiling over in no time. Even that mud wrestling challenge Mel B. issued to Chezza a while back might now turn into a serios internal Lioness Club contest. Mel lost her chance at the bantamweight straps when she was battered by Una Healy and now Cole continues her slump that started when Samia Ghadie beat her at Mr. Marcus Invitational several months ago. Denise van Outen begins to think that Chezza is a spend force in BBU and she's only two or three losses away from being dropped from the organization: "Sometimes I think she's too dumb to retire on her own terms and will get the stuffing knocked out of her until she realizes she's no longer #1 name in town. Her French millionaire hubby should provide a good enough consolation to make up for all the BBU short-comings?"

Final result: Jade Thirlwall def. Cheryl Cole KO2.