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31 January 2015 Intro Foxy Boxers at The Asylum

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on January 31, 2015, 9:37 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia. It's January. It's cold. But it's hot in here! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, and tonight, we have two stables and two independent fighters visiting Philadelphia, and bouts in all four weight classes!"

Cassie: "And the most interesting fight might well be at flyweight, where Leighton Meester, who's back on the rails and looking to take the top spot in the Front Street pecking order and get a 2015 title push, meets Juno Temple of Foxfire Atlantic!"

McCarthy: "But, as I've said before, Weirdo's flys have NEVER made any waives in the FCBA, so pay no attention to Meester and feast your eyes on one of Front Street's only REAL fighters, lightweight Anna Torv, who'll meet another Foxfire Atlantic beauty, Rosamund Pike!"

O'Dell: "And don't forget, Pike gave Serinda Swan a heck of a fight the last time she was here. And, Cassie, we have another lightweight fight, don't we?"

Cassie: "Yes, we do, and it involves Bazz big hitter Rhona Mitra and the Portuguese Princess, Daniela Ruah. That will be a WAR."

Tess: "And, let's not forget bantamweight, where we'll see the FCBA debut of lovely singing sensation Charli XCX against Leven Rambin, and Foxfire Atlantic's Rose Byrne will battle 'The Queen of Front Street', Pink!"

McCarthy: "I'd rather be queen of a landfill! Pink's a phony who ducked me for YEARS, but even SHE isn't as phony as the Dancing Hooker in tonight's welterweight bout."

O'Dell: "Mac would be referring to the gorgeous Brooklyn Decker, who'll battle big blonde beauty Elizabeth Mitchell, who won't be melting down to light tonight and will fight Decker at her normal 135 pounds. As usual, we have a huge card for you, so get your shot glasses and bingo cards ready, then sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Foxy Boxers At The Asylum!'"