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2 February 2015 Lacey Banghard vs Rachel Stevens

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FOXFIRE ATLANTIC PRESENTS BLACK SWAN HALL SPECIAL EVENT

(Foxfire Atlantic Boxing vs Kear's Kats)

Posted by Archer on February 2, 2015, 10:52 am

Results: Knowlesey Writing: Archer

Before: Davina Sheffield of Archer News International has returned to Black Swan Hall where the historic mansion’s ballroom has once again been transformed into a intimate boxing arena.

“Welcome Brit Boxing Unlimited Fans here and around the world via satellite or cable, I am Davina Sheffield, here to give you some background on tonight’s bout. Once again Lacey Banghard—that’s her in the red lace bra and knickers just climbing into the ring—is taking on a new opponent. The fans have been waiting several months for this fight. Reportedly Lacey was on a lucrative private boxing/wrestling tour of various European countries. Now back at Black Swan Hall, Lacey is facing Australian actress/singer/fighter Rachel Stevens—she’s the one in the gold bra and knickers, arms on hips glaring at Lacey. Seems the two that been verbally insulting each other since this fight was finally set. Rachel Stevens clearly not happy at the delay and snipes constantly at Lacey in pre-fight. Lacey not one to take insults quietly.”

(Roll tape: Lacey declaring: “Rachel Stevens is a glorified jobber. It’s a shame that she is British, we have so many great boxers, is represented on this fight by the likes of her! Fortunately, I am here to up hold our National Honour and I will expose Rachel Stevens as the jobber she is!”)'

(Roll tape: Rachel angrily saying: “That slutty excuse for a fighter is a disgrace to any ring she enters! She has no skill at boxing! Only a brawler’s punch and I will show her and everyone else that is not enough against me!. No wonder she ducked me for so long. She knows I’ll expose her as a boxing sex object!”

(Roll Tape: “I had better things to do than rush into a fight with the likes of Rachel Stevens. I, of course, cannot discuss my private fights, but let us say there are rich and famous young ladies still aching from our encounters and my bank account is so much healthier now. In fact, those fights have me at my highest level of fight-worthiness and I will demonstrate that in taking the ‘Rotten Rachel’ apart.”

(Roll Tape: Rachel seen speechless with fury after being informed of these harsh remarks.

“Oh dear,” Davina says as tapes end, “it appears the referee will have his hands full keeping order tonight.”

Camera shifts to ring where despite wearing boxing gloves (red for Lacey and gold for Rachel) the two are grappling with each other. Referee gets between them and sternly threatens to disqualify them both if they don’t follow his orders. Sullen silence as the official finishes the rules and two slam gloves together with fire in their eyes.

“Crowd is just loving this,” Davina comments, “oh, there is the bell. Time for me to hush up.”

R1: No one is surprised when Rachel and Lacey tear across the ring and start swinging with abandon at one another. Heads swiveled, boobies knocked to-and-fro and bellies smited. No sign of defense can be seen from either fighter. If one gets knocked back on her heels, she recovers and knocks the other back. Crowd loves it, especially whenever breasts come under attack. Rachel seems to concentrate her fury on Lacey’s prize rack, driving them up in their bra cups with uppercuts, knocked from side to side by sweeping lefts and rights or mashed flat by straight rights and lefts. Lacey seems breathless after this sustained attack, but this finally brings out some evidence of defense. She starts jabbing bloodying Rachel’s lips with a smash to the mouth and then flattening Rachel’s own breasts with the jab. Rachel ignores this at first, but Lacey starts showing some movement, circling to her right to get at Rachel’s head from the side. Rachel takes some hard shots to the head, but manages to get her upper body moving enough to evade Lacey’s head punches. Rachel goes to Lacey’s belly to stun her and slow her down. Lacey backs up behind her jab. Rachel slow to follow, but she takes the round by a close margin.

R2: Rachel calmed down this round and waits for Lacey to come rushing at her again. Rachel ducks under some wild blockbusters thrown at her head by Lacey and rams home uppercuts to Lacey’s chin, breasts and belly. Methodical working over of Lacey’s body has the model writhing under the attack and not doing much more than launch some poorly aimed jabs at Rachel. Lacey showing toughness by taking some much punishment without going down, but she is not scoring many points. Rachel wins this round easily and gives Lacey a triumphant sneer as they break at the bell. Lacey takes an angry step in Rachel’s direction, but referee quick to step between and direct Lacey to her proper corner.

R3: If Rachel was the first to calm down in this bout, Lacey now starts using her head, not rushing in or throwing wild punches this stanza. Instead, Lacey tries to just work her way in and land hard to Rachel’s body and fend off Rachel’s counters. Rachel trying to maintain her methodical approach of R2, but Lacey’s punches are getting trickier now as Lacey circles and strikes. Rachel grows more evasive and defensive, not striking as often as Lacey and it’s no surprise when Lacey wins her first round of the night.

R4: Lacey with a grim smile ups the pressure on Rachel from the start of this round, She begins with the familiar punching of Rachel’s bra, but when Rachel’s gloves rise to protect her aching mammaries, Lacey digs into Rachel’s guts with true hard punching fury. Lacey’s elbows churning as they sink deep into Rachel’s belly. Rachel rising up on her toes, trying to get away from the attack and gasping for air. Rachel looking hurt for the first time, continues to retreat as Lacey advances and adds some chin shots that put a stutter in the Australian singer’s step. Rachel finally cornered by Lacey and driven against ropes late and pounded hard to the midsection. Rachel’s face twisting in agony as she endures this bombardment. Bell rings but Lacey doesn’t seem to hear it. Referee has to thrust himself between the fighters to stop this. Ref sternly wags finger at Lacey who looks like a sullen schoolgirl. Rachel just trying to get back to her stool without collapsing finally makes it to her stool, but she’s not looking good.

R5: Rachel surprises Lacey by taking the offensive this round and smacking her square in the face bringing blood dripping from Lacey’s nose. Lacey staggering away plainly feeling the pain from her abused nose. Rachel eagerly in pursuit, but Lacey dodges for several moments. (This amuses some in the crowd, though not the frustrated Rachel Stevens). Rachel starting to pant as the chase goes on and seeing this, Lacey stops running. Rachel thinking she has finally cornered Lacey is loading up to attack, but Lacey unexpectedly shoots out a muscular right uppercut into Rachel’s chin. AND RACHEL STEVENS GOES DOWN! Rachel crashing to her butt, sits there with a look of shock at the sudden reversal of fortune. She takes 8 before rising, but her legs are shivering as she tries to deal with Lacey’s follow-up. Rachel driven to the ropes where she sits against the ropes (which seem to be keeping her up) and buries her face in her gloves, apparently too confused to think of clinching. Lacey just swabbing Rachel’s body with leather, but the Australian remains stubbornly on her feet to the bell.

R6: Rachel’s corner works hard between rounds to repair Lacey’s handiwork, but Rachel moves out at the bell with slow, pain-ridden movement, trying to keep her gloves up. Lacey smiling wolfishly now as she starts circling her wounded prey and snaps a quick right over Rachel’s weak defense to mash her jaw and Rachel stumbles to all fours. Rachel breathing hard, looking forlorn, but still rises to beat the count. Lacey continues to stalk Rachel as the round continues., She batters down Rachel’s defenses, works her over belly to breast until she weaving on her rubbery legs. Then as the round reaches its final minute, Lacey closes out the show with smashing rights and lefts to knock Rachel’s head flat on first one shoulder and then the other. Rachel is somehow still standing, so Lacey fires straight rights and lefts into her face and then shifts back to uppercuts to the chin. Last one comes from low down around Lacey’s ankles and rises up. Rachel just lifted off her feet and HURLED TO THE CANVAS! Rachel lands like a broken doll, star-fished, legs spread out and arms over her head. Chest is moving, but that’s about it. Referee wisely foregoes the 10-count and raises Lacey’s arm in victory., Wild cheering from the packed ballroom.
The Winner: Lacey Banghard KO6.

After: :Lacey waits impatiently for Rachel Stevens to be brought around by the medical staff. Rachel seems to be recovering, sitting on the stool, head in her hands, a towel over her head. Suddenly the towel is yanked off and Rachel is thrust back against turnbuckle. Look of horror on Rachel’s face as she finds herself looking into Lacey’s vengeful jugs. Then Lacey is straddling Rachel, sitting down on Rachel’s lap and then locking her arms around Rachel’s to pull her face in the suffocating dark goodness of Lacey’s big melons. Rachel’s arms waving wildly, but to no real purpose, Finally, Rachel’s arms drop to her sides and she slumps in unconsciousness. Lacey stands up and poses over the jugged-out Rachel before leaving the ring.

“That was quite a show,” Davina tells Lacey as she passes her on her way to her changing room.

“It was, wasn’t it?” Lacey says happily. “Rachel Stevens showed me no respect, and showed her none in return, perfect justice I say.”

“What’s next, Lacey?” Davina asks.

“Oh, I have no idea,” Lacey says, “we’ll see who pops up next. Whoever they are, I’ll give them what I gave Rachel Stevens. “

As Lacey moves on, Davina turns to the camera says: “And is it from Black Swan Hall tonight. Thank you all for watching and good night.”