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28 February 2015 Intro Fisticuffs At The Asylum

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on February 28, 2015, 10:55 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, and we are heating the place up despite the February cold! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, and tonight, we have three guest stables on the card, and the focus may well be on the flyweights, Cassie..."

Cassie: "Correction. We have TWO guest stables here tonight, but the the focus WILL be on the flys, as we'll see Jane Levy battling Beevers Babes beauty Samia Ghadie, while Leighton Meester will have her hands full with LCA's top flyweight and my OTHER bestie, Selena Gomez! And, Kat Graham will also be in action against the FCBA's smelliest flyweight, Buffalo Breath Brenda Song!"

McCarthy: "Who represents..."

Tess: "BUT, we've got action in other weight classes as well. At bantam, we'll see two of Front Street's rising young bantams, Kat Dennings, who'll fight Zooey Deschanel, and Chloe Bennet, who takes on Beevers Babes' Alesha Dixon!"

O'Dell: "And don't forget lightweight..."

Cassie: "Where we'll have what Uncle Wiz likes to call a 'poster fight' between Serinda Swan and Gisele Bundchen..."

McCarthy: "That sound you hear is me YAWNING..."

O'Dell: "Well, WAKE UP, Mac, because, as usual, we have a huge card, so, fans, get your shot glasses and bingo cards ready, then sit back, relax, and enjoy 'February Fisticuffs At The Asylum!'"