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4 April 2015 Emily Ratajkowski vs Joanna Krupa

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BOXING ON THE BEACH FROM BAHAMAS

Posted by Lookout! Boxing & Vassago on April 4, 2015, 7:29 am

Boxing On The Beach
"The Polish Connection"
Emily Ratajkowski (23 yo, 0-1) vs Joanna Krupa (35 yo, 2-3, 2 KO)
Results: Lookout! / Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The Beach Boxing season begins to roll on; a couple of weeks after Candice Swanepoel gave Eiza Gonzalez a tough SSB introduction, Joanna Krupa challenges Emily Ratajkowski to a Polish connection fight in the Bahamas landscape and the locals seems to favor the blonde in numbers being otherwise unaware of the divisional pecking order where Krupa sits as the veteran and Ratajkowski as the promising upstart with just a single fight under her belt, still being best known for her topless dance routines in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video.

Joanna thinks that Emily is best suited to follow Carrie Prejean's record and even the Polish connection doesn't stop her from mocking the brunette's attire however there's something really evil in Ratajkowski's eyes as she stares down at the Warsaw-born blonde and gives her best effort to outshine her in the bikini introduction contest. Krupa still gets the bigger cheer from the audience but that doesn't count for much at this stage. Let's get the beach pouncing underway!

Emily Ratajkowski wears a floral schemed bikini set and white gloves. Dark brown hair wet and straight. Joanna Krupa wears a red bandeau bikini (pictured) and black gloves. Blonde hair tied in a custom ponytail. Both girls barefoot which is mandatory in all beach contests. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the lightweight division.

Round 1:
Both girls charge into a jabbing frenzy straight away and smack each other with all guns blazing during the opening minute. Emily secures the superior precision in this feisty exchange and spins Joanna's blonde ponytail around more often and forces her back after a quick piercing combo nails the older girl on the nose and makes her scowl in discomfort. Joanna yields real estate but fails to escape into safety as Emily hassles her around the sand and whips more looping overhands on the head to keep the blonde honest and just weaving around on her feet in desperate avoidance. Emily finally pins her opponent in the corner in the final minute and switches into a midsection assault; Joanna sags on her knees with the high guard rendered useless and accepts the late gut check as Ratajkowski shakes her glove right into her face at the bell.

Round 2:
That was a tough opening round for the blonde model who immediately switches her tactics and doesn't square up to her rival anymore; Emily tries to maintain that pacey approach and jumps into another jabbing frenzy but gets caught out by the mid-range switch and fails to find her rhythm at all in the opening minute. Meanwhile Krupa just sends single leather over the top and slows the pace of the fight down to the point both women just glare at each other full of mean intentions as Ratajkowski realizes she can't quite close the blonde down and struggles to stay on top of the footwork chasing game. Joanna shows superior strenght in her single punching display and smacks Emily's guard repeatedly from mid-range, clinches the brunette late in the going when Emily tries another furious leap but gets locked in a wrestling stalemate and almost tripped over with Joanna refusing to let go of her until the bell.

Round 3:
Emily second guesses that her rival will keep the mid distance approach and comes out from her stool with both arms dropped.. suddenly she gets whacked across the mouth as the blonde shocks her with a furious attack which sends the dark brow nhair rocking all over the place as Krupa nails the fellow Polish girl with a vicious combo on the chin and roots her into the sand on the spot. Heavy blonde artillery fire follows and Emily's arms still can't get up for any meaningful protection as Joanna romps her shaking back to the ropes and adds more leather on the cheeks leaving dark patches on the toned skin.. Ratajkowski bellows out into a desperate earmuff but the blonde just keeps drilling the high guard and finds more success. She pierces the gloves repeatedly and gives the brunette a real neck crank while thumping her face into a bruised display; pillar-to-post battering of the brunette model leaves her trembling on the ropes and Krupa kicking sand all over her shins in delight!

Round 4:
Emily goes back to square one in no time after that third round pasting and can only clinch her way into survival mode as Joanna punishes her guts in the wrestling and shoving activity before tripping her over in frustration. Emily lands face first in the sand and takes her time in getting back up, she bides her time like a veteran but that only fuels Krupa's determination and it's more blonde leather crashing against a pretty brunette face thereafter; Joanna just drills Emily's face who shows exceptional resistance by just staying upright. However it's another rout for the older of the two Polish girls and in fact Krupa looks a bit annoyed over the lack of response from the brunette, leaves her sagging on the ropes with few seconds still left on the clock and gestures to the crowd that she'd rather play around with that prey a little more in the upcoming rounds rather than just wreck her into KO daze on the spot.

Round 5:
Indeed there's no sympathy from the blonde; rather that vulturish stance of a looming disaster that should break Emily's mental resilience... However the close range gives the brunette another chance and she bats along with the blonde and finally smacks that ponytail around Joanna's neck again to postpone her demise... moreover she pierces the cleavage for the first time and exposes the vulnerable spot as Joanna starts moaning immediately after Emily whooped her jugs and seeks breaking the close range... A quick hook on the jaw wobbles her onto the ropes and Ratajkowski jumps with a flurry of facial punches, adds a couple of lumps on the blonde's cheeks before getting clinched into stalemate late on however Krupa looks really annoyed now and clearly regrets that flamboyant approach at the start of the round which let the younger model off the hook big time.

Round 6:
Joanna wants to make up for the previous round mistakes but Emily's recovered from the beating she took in the third and fourth already and tangles with the blonde in another feisty exchange, pierces the high guard and wobbles Krupa on her heels; Joanna's desperate to stay in the duell but gets stuck in the sand and Emily whacks her on the mouth to inflict immediate moaning. Krupa ducks underneath the follow up but almost tumbles over in the sand as she can't find her footing at all and slumps on the ropes with Ratajkowski crushing her leaky defence with a jabbing combo thereafter. She traps the blonde under a barrage of punches and gives her a fat lip before too long as she races clear to a facial destruction of a repeatedly moaning rival. Krupa struggles to embrace the onslaught and sags really deep on her knees, is fortunate enough Emily gasses out in the final minute and just can't put her away for good. Joanna clinches her instead and drags along towards the turnbuckle however that only enables her to survive the round rather than really put the brunette under any sort of pressure.

Round 7:
Emily's having some breathing issues during the interval but she's clearly on top of her opponent right now and tries to pull away on the scorecards and even finally deck the blonde so she jumps into another jabbing frenzy but this time skims off the temples and loses her balance alltogether having placed her weight too much forward. Joanna screams out and sends a brutal uppercut that cracks the brunette's jaw and almost lifts her off the sand and wobbles to the side on the spot... Emily sinks on jelly knees after that punch which was the hardest of the lot and fails to cover up for a swift follow up as Krupa pounds away at the head thereafter and sends the dark locks for a quick and painful ride... It's Joanna's turn to squash her opponent's lips and in fact Ratajkowski starts to bleed from the wounded mouth half way through the round before just getting pummelled back to the ropes where it's a rampant blonde dishing out all the punishment and sinking a cumbersome brunette into jelly... Emily tries to repond but fails to punish the blonde's tummy and gets whacked across the nose in a heated one-way traffic which shuts her eyes and dumps into a moaning misery... Krupa keeps making the noise herself and picks the brunette off with unanswered jabbing all the way until the bell with Ratajkowski slumping on her butt afterwards and looking in all sorts of bother now.

Round 8:
It seems like Emily's not exactly ready for going this long into a fight as she lost all the momentum in the seventh and now walks into an immediate leather barrage that bursts her lips into a bleeding misery again; Joanna dissects the high guard and rocks the brunette's head back & forth with cruelly effective punches that meet no resistance at all and Emily just slumps on her knees with her arms dropping to the side. A quick hook on the rack literally removes the brunette's balance and she wobbles forward one last time into a piercing jab on the navel... DOWN GOES EMILY crashing on her knees with a loud whimper and the tank has dried up here for the dark haired model who just doesn't seem to have anything left in her after a gruelling combat... Joanna kicks some sand onto her chest before twirling back to the neutral corner however the brunette makes a desperate lunge for survival and beats the count at eight... Joanna flicks more sand between her toes and scowls in disbelief as a visibly trembling Ratajkowski is given the benefit of the doubt and resumes the contest just standing over in the middle of the ring and trying to make it all competitive again... to no avail however as a right on right jabbing cluster nails the slow moving brunette on the eye and Joanna pierces her solar plexus with one cruel hook too many... Emily spits out her mouthguard straight onto the blonde's rack and JACK-KNIFES flat on her back in kinda slow-mo fashion... she collapses with eyes closed and is lucky enough Joanna spared her one extra punch she still had the time to deliver, perhaps that's finally some Polish connection showing as everyone watching this fight was aware that Ratajkowski was on ultra short stack ever since that knockdown... Krupa places her bare foot on the fallen model's tummy and orders her to "Stay the heck down!", but Emily's out of any fighting ideas and just stutters to the victorious blonde: "I'm done, I'm really done now..." before gasping for air as Joanna puts more weight on her foot and gets dragged away by the ref who prevents further damage... KO8 Joanna Krupa!!!

AFTER: Joanna was the slight favorite coming into this fight thanks to her superior experience but still had to work really hard on putting the brunette compatriot away. She adjusts her hair and has her gloves removed before noticing that a battered Emily tries to rise up and slowly regain her whereabouts... "Oh, c'mon! Why don't you stay down for another victory pose?", Joanna quickly turns back to her fallen opponent and rolls her by the arms on her face and pins face-first into the sand: "Don't make me punish you too hard, Ems! You're not that good to escape my wrath!", she then stucks a moaning Emily's face into the sand and keeps it buried until the brunette starts to shiver and her feet kick vividly in the sand as the cameras catch the post-fight humiliation in full swing... "Had enough, bytch?", Joanna grabs Emily's hair and pulls her face from the sand and poor Ratajkowski coughs the mouthful and cries out: "Let me go! I've had enough...", "Dobra dziewczynka!", Joanna whsipers some Polish words right into her ear and yanks a couple of locks out of her hair before letting her collapse on the sand again and getting back up to her feet. She dusts herself off the sand covering her legs and forearms and sets her sights on the nearby cocktail bar while some local villagers try to revive a half-conscious brunette from her KO daze afterwards to conclude the day's official action.

Laura Vandervoort on twitter: "The beach pouncing is on! But what about me? I'm the one who makes the season official! #RealBeachQueen"

Final result: Joanna Krupa def. Emily Ratajkowski KO8.