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26 April 2015 Intro Year Of The Kats Asylum PPV

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Posted by The Grand Wizard on April 26, 2015, 8:20 pm

O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny 'Mac The Knife' McCarthy, and tonight, we have six fights at four weights on the card, and two guest stables paying a visit..."

Cassie: "And, as usual, we'll have some intrigue at flyweight, where Front Street's newest addition, Jane Levy will battle one of three visitors from Kear's Kats, Jorgie Porter, and another of the Kats, Roxanne Pallett, will face off against Kat Graham, who really needs a win tonight..."

McCarthy: "And, if she doesn't get it, she might be dancing right behind the Original Dancing Hooker out the door and into the street as yet another Front Street Flyweight Failure!"

Tess: "The big girls will be in action, too. At welter, we have Leelee Sobieski against indie beauty Katrina Bowden..."

McCarthy: "And it's always great to see one of Weirdo's two REAL fighters in action..."

Tess: "And, at lightweight, Brooklyn Decker is in the house to face veteran brunette beauty Angie Harmon..."

McCarthy: "As opposed to PHONIES like Decker! And, speaking of phonies, Neve Campbell will be in the corner when her protege Kat Dennings fights Helen Flanagan of Kear's Kats..."

Cassie: "And, also at bantam, my GIRL Tracy Spiridakos is IN THE HOUSE. Tracy's torn up both Asylum AND the FCBA, and tonight she takes on former bantamweight champion Grace Park!"

O'Dell: "It's going to be quite a card, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Year Of The Kats At The Asylum!"