BEFORE: 

"This is actually a perfect spot for me to make my FCBA debut," says Nina with a stunning smile. "Not only can I show the FCBA what I can do without fear of it getting lost in a huge pay-per-view card, I can blow up Decker's latest effort to be Top Model and put girls like Lima and Upton on notice that Nina's in town!" 

"She's a step," says a tight-lipped Decker. "Nothing more than a girl I have to step over to get to my rightful place at the very top of the models in the FCBA. And anyone who gets in my way is going to end up just like Nina, flat on her back." 

ROUND ONE: 

O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Shot At Night' by The Killers, a favorite of the gorgeous lady coming to the ring right now, Denmark's own Nina Agdal!" 

McCarthy: "And, in a classic Weirdo move, he's got a girl making her FCBA debut against a girl with thirty fights! It's clear what he's doing, building this overrated Dancing Hooker up so that he can sell tickets to a fight against Lima or Upton, a fight we all know she won't WIN..." 

Tess: "And, why's that, Mac?" 

McCarthy: "Because she'll spit the bit just like she has in every big fight she's had. She's 14-4 since becoming a Dancing Hooker, and guess who the losses have been to? Helfer in a title fight. Lima in the fight for Top Model bragging rights. Freeman in a title fight. And, Moore in what was basically an eliminator. Every big fight, she chokes!" 

Cassie: "Tess, here's your twenty bucks...." 

Tess: "THANK you, Cassie..." 

McCarthy: "What are you two babbling about?" 

Cassie: "Tess and I had a bet on if you'd do one lick of research for this job in 2015. It took until July, but she won..." 

McCarthy: "SHE...YOU...I ALWAYS...SHUT UP, SCABBO!" 

O'Dell(sighing): "July. Just five more of these this year. I can do it. Agdal helped off with the robe and...uh oh. That's a yellow bikini...same color as the one Decker wears...though Nina's DOES have red trim...and down go the lights..." 

Tess: "Here's the part where Mac says..." 

McCarthy: "RIDICULOUS!" 

O'Dell: "Laser show under way to the strains of 'Also Sprach Zarathustra', and making her way slowly to the ring is 'The 21st Century Goddess', Brooklyn Decker..." 

Cassie: "It's been a worse year for Decker than her record would indicate. She's 3-0 and has looked good in all three fights, but she's been dropped out of the welter division and watched Katy Perry claim the spot as the top light at Front Street..." 

Tess: "And Decker happy about none of that..." 

O'Dell: "And there are no smiles on her face right now as she climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that yellow bikini and a body that gets the crowd buzzing as always. Ladies ready. Let's get some picks. Tess favors Decker. Mac?" 

McCarthy: "It's not a big fight. She'll win." 

O'Dell: "Cassie?" 

Cassie: "I agree with Tess!" 

O'Dell: "Ladies in rare complete agreement. And here we go. Nina quickly doing some legging. Agdal very athletic and you're seeing some of that now. Big Brookie D, however, far from slow or ponderous herself. She moves extremely well and she's matching footwork now, getting Nina lined up and starting to get that big left hand home..." 

Tess: "The Front Street Jab..." 

McCarthy: "Know what the best part of a whole card of fights under 120 was? NOT HAVING TO HEAR ABOUT THE FRONT STREET JAB WHICH IS JUST A JAB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HAS!" 

O'Dell: "Calm down, Mac and watch as Decker slows the movement of Agdal with that left hand. Brookie starting to control Nina with it, directing her, keeping her in Decker's sights, and that means the heavy right hand comes into play. Brooklyn beginning to get that home, back Nina up with it..." 

Cassie: "Agdal pretty sturdy, though. Doesn't have Decker's power, but she's hanging in there pretty well and banging back in counter." 

O'Dell: "But, it's Decker having the better of things. Has the range down, getting both hands moving and landing a high percentage. Nina showing more head movement as we come to the wire, looking to slip and counter, but, there's the bell. Decker claims the first." 

McCarthy: "But, Agdal nodding as she heads back to her corner. Not feeling too badly about that round." 

ROUND TWO: 

O'Dell: "Back to action and Decker a bit more aggressive now. She's not being bothered by Agdal's movement, easily able to match footwork, cut and square. She's got the jab working, slowing down the Danish beauty and setting her up for those right hands." 

McCarthy: "Big exchanges the result of this and Agdal giving almost as good as she's getting." 

O'Dell: "Almost, but not quite. Decker's superior weight of shot winning the day, backing Nina up, taking canvas from her. Agdal punching for respect, and she's getting that, but she's not able to stop Brooklyn's slow, steady advance." 

Cassie: "Decker not just banging here, though. Boxing very well. Putting punches together. Moving the hands, head, and feet. This is good stuff from Brookie D." 

O'Dell: "Agdal circling to her right, working to stay off the ropes, ducking, slipping, looking to find space for counters. Decker turning with, slowing Nina with that hard, accurate left, then BANGING home right hands. Five seconds left in the second. One HEAVY exchange and there's the bell. Decker again." 

Tess: "And she's now up 20-18 after two." 

ROUND THREE: 

O'Dell: "Decker back to work as the third begins. She's keeping up a steady pressure on Agdal. Not getting to aggressive, but not giving Nina space or time. She's at gunnery range, maintaining the geometry she wants with that long left and excellent foot work..." 

Cassie: "This is what Decker wants to do, this kind of even-keel attack. Don't try to do too much and impress people. Just stick to your fight plan." 

O'Dell: "And that's what she's done so far in this one. Agdal continuing with a fighting retreat, nearly holding her own in the exchanges, but not quite able to stand up to Decker's superior power. Brooklyn taking canvas inch by inch and DOWN GOES DECKER! WHAT A RIGHT HAND BY AGDAL!" 

McCarthy: "Timed it right over the jab and landed it flush and sent the Dancing Hooker right to her back!" 

O'Dell: "Shades of Adriana Lima! Agdal to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Decker rolls to hands and knees. Nine...and she beats it, but not by much! Referee looking closely as he gives the mandatory...he's going to let it continue. Thirty seconds to go and HERE COMES NINA! Agdal hammering away with both hands. Decker backed immediately into the ropes, desperately covering up as the Dane blasts bomb after bomb at her. Referee looking in closely. Not going to allow much more of this. Decker ROCKED with a right hand but stays on her feet. Five seconds left. Agdal banging away to the bell. HUGE round for Nina, who's just turned this fight!" 

Tess: "28-28, but there's no question which fighter's looking more ragged on her way back to the corner." 

ROUND FOUR: 

O'Dell: "Fourth underway with Agdal looking to do more than consolidate. The Danish beauty looking to FINISH right now as she walks forward behind her left jab and buzzes Decker with hard rights. Brookie looking more than a litte shabby right now, Mac..." 

McCarthy: "She's ready to go. All Nina needs to do is keep the pressure on and she's going to end this thing." 

O'Dell: "That's definitely the plan as Agdal forces Decker against the ropes, traps her there, and makes with the heavy leather. Decker fighting back in spots, but mainly being suppressed. She's covering and clinching, doing anything she can to slow down Agdal's assault..." 

Cassie: "And none of it's doing much good." 

O'Dell: "Certainly doesn't look that way. Agdal on a romp, landing hard shots with both hands, stepping into everything. She's just piling up punishment and waiting for Decker to fall down. Brooklyn not doing much more than hanging on down the stretch. Good left hook, Nina. Referee not going to let this go on much longer. Right hand, Agdal snaps back Decker's head...and there's the bell! Agdal's round wide..." 

Tess: "10-8, Mac?" 

McCarthy: "I rarely give those out without a knockdown. Don't know what the judges might do, though..." 

Tess: "Agdal on the lead, 38-37. At least." 

ROUND FIVE: 

O'Dell: "Agdal right back on the attack in the fifth. She's walking forward again, but now Decker holding ground and firing back and we have some pitched battle going on here, ladies!" 

Cassie: "Crowd getting into it as these two beautiful blondes stand toe to toe and exchange some heavy leather..." 

O'Dell: "And, neither wants to give an inch here. Neither will back up or break off what's become a tremendous artillery duel! Agdal giving every bit as good as she gets on these terms now, determined to back Decker down, but Brookie D not having it..." 

Tess: "She's definitely making a stand, Jenny. We'll see if she can hold her ground..." 

O'Dell: "For the moment, she can, and so can Nina. Crowd on its feet now as the exchanges get longer and more and more power blows land! Still neither fighter will back up, neither will break off. Neither girl going to blink. Ten seconds left. BIG right by Agdal and Decker responds with heavy straight right of her own! There's the bell and there's a staredown to beat the band! Referee in between them, sends them back to their corners. Close to Nina..." 

McCarthy: "And Decker's in a hole, 48-46 at the half." 

ROUND SIX: 

O'Dell: "Sixth round begins as the fifth ended, with the two fighters basically meeting in the middle of the ring and winging bombs at one another with both hands. It's not quite mindless brawling, as both fighters are moving the feet, heads, and shoulders, but there's not a lot of boxing going on..." 

Cassie: "No question this is about imposing will, and neither fighter willing to be the one who gets imposed ON..." 

O'Dell: "Not sure how much longer this can continue, though. Something's got to give at some point, as lots of heavy leather is landing on both ladies. Sooner or later, somebody's going to take a shell she can't ship, but, not for the moment, anyway..." 

Tess: "If there was any question about the sturdiness of either pair of legs coming in, there isn't one now..." 

O'Dell: "RINGING right hand from Agdal that snaps back Decker's head and Brooklyn responds with a NASTY overhand right that backed Agdal up a step. Then Dane steps forward immediately and fires back and we've got an absolutely WICKED exchange going on as the final seconds tick off! Bell rings and they're still going! Referee in between, admonishing both women and chasing them back to their corners. What a round! Close to Decker..." 

McCarthy: "We've got it 57-56, Agdal, but Nina may be up two, depending on the scoring of that fourth." 

ROUND SEVEN: 

O'Dell: "Seventh round and no backing down by either fighter. This is something to see right now, a duel of wills as both of these leggy blondes are determined to make the other blink and neither plans to be the first to do that. So, they stand at gunnery range and trade shell, each landing heavy shot and the other shipping and firing back..." 

Tess: "And, we keep asking how much longer this can go on, but it continues..." 

O'Dell: "That it does, and that's every bit as impressive as the determination of the fighters and the power behind the punches being traded and DOWN GOES NINA! A lightning-strike right and Agdal flat on her back!"

Cassie: "Just a BOOMING overhand from Decker. Agdal will do very well to get up from that..." 

O'Dell: "Count at three. Four. Five. Six. She's to her hands and knees. Seven. Eight. Agdal beats it! She'll take the mandatory. Ref will let it continue and ON COMES DECKER! Brooklyn all in now, firing everything she has at the Dane, trying to get her out of there. Nina on the ropes soaking, hanging on, keeping the guard up and trying to counter when she can, but Decker in full clean up mode right to the bell. Huge round for Brooklyn!" 

McCarthy: "If we're right, Decker's up 66-65 now, but she may live to regret not finishing Agdal." 

ROUND EIGHT: 

O'Dell: "Eighth starts with what looks like wobbly Nina and a gassed Decker. Agdal giving ground, circling slowly. Decker not anxious to take the ground. She's pursuing, but not with a lot of vigor. Some jabs being sent out, but not much more than that happening..." 

McCarthy: "This is why I said Decker would regret not finishing Nina. She put everything into the end of that last round, and now the magazines are empty..." 

O'Dell: "For the moment, at least, they appear to be. Neither fighter doing much of anything. Agdal very defensive, countering when Decker punches, which isn't very often. Brookie D seems to be looking for one big shot to end this..." 

Cassie: "Definitely. But Agdal very careful. Playing for time and Decker's giving it to her." 

O'Dell: "Final minute of a very tame eighth round. Strange after all the action we've seen thus far, but, as Mac and Cassie have pointed out, understandable. Nina moving slowly away from Decker. Brooke stalking just as slowly. Decker jabs, Nina counters. Not much landing, and, what does has very little behind it. Final seconds tick away, and there's the bell. Nothing in it. Draw" 

Tess: "76-75 Decker with two to go...unless it's even. And, it might be." 

ROUND NINE: 

O'Dell: "Agdal moving better as we start the ninth. She's back to the jab and circle and making it work. She's SNAPPING out the left, moving smoothly, making Decker turn, work the feet to try to square. Nina reverses, reverses again, clearly has the legs back, Mac..." 

McCarthy: "She does and she also has a winning strategy for these last two. Keep moving and scoring, grab these rounds, and she's got the fight." 

O'Dell: "And that's definitely the plan, for the moment at least. Decker working the jab, trying to locate, hold Agdal for the right. Nina slippery and quick. Bouncing, jabbing, AND GOING DOWN! DOWN GOES AGDAL!" 

Cassie: "Got her with the jab and just BLASTED in the straight right follow!" 

O'Dell: "Nina on her back again. Referee's count to three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Agdal sits up. Eight. Nine. She beats it again! Nina to her feet and will take another mandatory. Referee counts the eight, then waives Decker forward and Brooklyn NEEDS no invitation. Decker all over Nina, bashing her back into the ropes, trapping her, slamming in leather with both hands. Agdal again soaking, hanging on, keeping the guard up, being shaken by punch after punch but staying on her feet. BIG right hand Decker and Nina's legs go to jelly and IT'S OVER! Referee leaping in, waiving it off! Agdal protesting, but it's in vain! Your winner by TKO9 is 'The 21st Century Goddess', Brooklyn Decker!" 

AFTER: 

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!" 

Tess: "I have our winner, Brooklyn Decker, and, Brooke, you had some trouble in there..." 

Brooklyn: "She landed a lucky punch, that's all. It was a good one, one that would have finished girls like Lima or Upton. It took me some time to shake it off, but, I did, and then I took her out." 

Tess: "Seemed like she wanted to slug with you for awhile there..." 

Brooklyn: "And, I was VERY happy to do that. No girl at this weight can stand in front of me. NO girl. Not Palicki. Not Perry. Not Strahovski. If you stand and trade with me, you're going to end up where Nina did, flat on your back."